is yes. Yes, I want a makeover. I want to be made into something else. Someone completely different from myself. Someone who gets invited places and gets the jokes on peopleâs phones and doesnâtfeel weird about coming into a room, like, ever. Because the person I would become would be beautiful and popular and know everything about music and phones and Facebook or anything that is important to know to be popular and liked. And I would be all of that. If I got to go, I would be made over into that.
But Iâm not allowed to go. Iâm a boy. A weird, hallway-lurking, doesnât-get-why-a-kitten-lady-falling-is-the-funniest-thing-ever, armpit-staring, fat-kid boy who listens to opera and will probably never have a phone because they are crazy expensive and Nanny doesnât feel like itâs worth it. No day at a spa or whatever can fix that.
So I leave.
I make up some excuse that really no one buys. Sophie especially. But why would she want me to stay in this room after this? Itâs just not a nice feeling. Why doesnât she get that?
âCâmon, stay. Weâre going to order Thai or something,â Sophie says to me.
But no. I have to go. I make up another excuse: Itâs the Big Bake tonight, and my mom wants me there, becauseitâs the last one before school and I should go, I, like, never get to see her as it is.
And that one, the one that is so close to the truth, convinces Sophie, and she says sheâll walk me out. She never does this. Maybe she does know something is wrong. Maybe sheâs going to invite me when we get to the door. Or maybe she will tell me how much she hates Allegra and just wants her out of the house, but sheâs too nice to say anything. I mean, she is totally annoying and awful, right?
But when we get down to the front door, Sophie just looks at me and says, âItâs not on my actual birthday. Itâs not.â
That does not make it any better.
And Iâm sort of shocked about that. Itâs like I donât even know who Sophie is right now, because my friend, my best friend, since-I-was-a-baby best friend, would not do this. But sheâs not doing anything. And thatâs the trouble.
âItâs fine,â I say, and I clearly, like, so clearly, donât mean it.
âItâs Allegra and her mom, they just wanted something for the girls, like me and Ellen . . .â
Now, Ellenâs going?!
âItâs, like, fine, really.â And I walk away. I donât turn back or anything, which Iâve never done to anyone ever. I donât even turn around when she says good-bye to me, I just sort of wave over my shoulder from the sidewalk. I walk away. So far away from Sophie. I never ever thought I would have to, but right now thereâs nowhere I would rather be than away from here and her.
CHAPTER 10
I get home and go right upstairs to my room. I stomp the whole way up. I know, because Nanny yells at me the whole way. âWhat did I tell you about walking like that? Pick up your feet!â Thereâs more but as I get higher and higher away from her, I stop listening and when the door is closed, she is gone.
Usually I can still hear her even with the door closed, but tonight, Iâm too far away. Itâs the only way I can say it. Iâm not there. I mean, Iâm in my room, and standing in the middle of my floor, but everything else is away somewhere really dark and angry. Thatâs where I really am. I want to break everything. I want to turn over the bed and bust the windows and break my computer and rip up all my clothes. I want to ruin everything. Becauseto me, everything is already ruined.
But I sit. I donât know what else to do. I sit down on the right side of my bed and think about everything. Itâs all coming so fast over me, itâs almost hard to put it all together. Or to take it all apart. Sophie stopping me, and Ryan laughing, and making fun of
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