perfectly normal one for a young married woman,â said Lady B, crisply, âand if weâve got to tiptoe about the place and talk in whispers for the next two months just because sheâs going to have a baby, I, personally, shall stay away.â
Lady B says she has noticed a certain amount of War Weariness, anxiety neurosis and Slackening of the War Effort in this place lately, and she has adopted a bracing attitude to counteract it. But nobody is ever offended by what Lady B says to them, and she has certainly done the Conductor, who began the prospective fatherâs anxious pacing as soon as he knew he was going to be one, a power of good.
âPick up your crochet and go on with it, dear. Darling Lady B is only jealous because she never had any sons herself,â said Faith placidly, and the Conductor went back to his chair, picked up his crochet, turned in his toes and assumed the heavy frown engendered by this labour of love.
This labour of love
âI suppose I asked for that,â said Lady B, with the greatest good nature. âI bet Henrietta wants it to be a boy, anyway,âsaid Faith, who wonât allow us to talk about anything at the Baby Bee except the Bee Baby.
âI donât mind which it is as long as I donât have to push it about in its pram,â I said.
âBut Henrietta, I was relying upon you for at least one afternoon a week!â
âThen youâre going to be disappointed, Faith,â I said. âOf all the back-breaking, inside-dropping, dreary occupations, pushing a sleeping baby about the streets in a perambulator heads the list.â
âWhat a wicked thing to say!â
âI love Bill and the Linnet, and I wouldnât not have had them for anything, but I can honestly say that I have spent the dreariest hours of my life pushing them around in their prams, and Iâm never going to do it again if I can help it.â
âBut donât you want to push the Linnetâs babies about?â
âNo!â
âNot even Billâs?â
âNo!â
âThereâs something very hard about Henrietta,â said Faith to Lady B.
âIt probably makes her back ache,â said Lady B, who always thinks of something kind to say on my behalf.
âIâve been making enquiries about motor-prams, so that darling Faith wonât get too tired,â said the Conductor, âbut you canât get them now, because of the petrol. You know, I donât think this crochet is going right. It seems to get smaller and smallerâ and he held it up.
âItâs a Victory Pram Rug,â said Lady B. âYouâll have to embroider it down the front with three dots and a dash.â
âThree Dots and a Dash,â said Faith dreamily. âIt sounds like Quads.â
The Conductor gave a strangled cry and Lady B patted him on the knee.
âWell,â I said, âI wish my knitting looked as much like a babyâs bootee as the Conductorâs crochet looks like a pram rug.â
Everybody looked at my knitting in silence. It was slightly grey from repeated unravellings, and not in the least like a babyâs bootee, or anything else.
âYou must persevere,â said Lady B. âThe only thing with that sort of knitting on two needles is to follow the directions blindly. Sometimes it suddenly turns out all right.â
We worked in silence for a little, and then the Conductor went to get Faithâs Ovaltine. Lady B and I watched wistfully while she drank it.
âIs it nice, Faith?â
â
Delicious
!â
âShe gets extra meat, too,â said the Conductor proudly.
âIf anybody gets extra milk, it ought to be Henrietta - sheâs so thin,â said Lady B.
âHenrietta is one of the people who are not worth preserving in the world today,â said Faith. âShe isnât going to have a Baby, and she isnât doing War Work.â
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