âRattus Norvegicusâ.â
âHey, Les, you know your music.â
âWarrenâthe bloke I live withâheâs got the CD.â Les took another mouthful of mineral water. âYou didnât seem to mind some of the stuff I had playing in the car.â
âCountry and Western. Are you kidding?â Jimmy started to laugh. âRural-influenced contemporary music. In fact, Iâve got a surprise for you later, Les.â
âYou have?â
âYep. Weâre going out for a couple of hours at six oâclock.â
âWe are? Where?â
âOver to Avoca. I reckon youâll love it. So donât get pissed.â
Norton shrugged and nodded to the ice bucket. âNot on that shit, I wonât.â
The entrees arrived. Jimmyâs oysters were creamy, plump and fresh that day, and he ate them like a gentleman. Nortonâs laksa was rich, spicy, full of succulent prawns and noodles with seasoned, fried shallots on top and, despite a finger bowl, he ate it like a caveman. Then, hard as it was to believe, the cajun coral perch was as good or even better. Two fat fillets of delicious blackened fish that fell apart on a bed of shredded lettuce into the sour cream. If Norton had been a dog, he would have run out to the kitchen and started rooting the chefâs leg. They slipped, slopped and slurped away, getting into the salad and garlic bread as well till there was nothing left. Les was good on the tooth. But for his size Jimmy wasnât bad either and despite a bottle of wine he didnât appear to be the slightest bit drunk.
Les raised his second glass of mineral water. âWell, Jimmy, Iâve got to hand it to you.â
âMy choice of restaurants?â
âThat. Plus youâve drunk a whole bottle of wine and havenât carried on like a drunken abo.â
âReally?â
âYep. You havenât picked a fight with the owner. You havenât abused any of the other customers and asked them what theyâre looking at. And you havenât calledme a boofheaded white cunt and told me I stole your country.â
Jimmy sniffed indifferently. âWhy bother? You donât need me to tell you that. Besides, youâre driving me around, picking up the tabâyou even carry my bag for me. As far as Iâm concerned, youâre just a goosey big mug.â Jimmy drained the last of his wine and blinked at the look on Nortonâs face. âLes, Les, Iâm sorry. Youâre not. Youâre not a mug, are you? Good Lord, why didnât you tell me?â
What could Norton say? Heâd been completely hoisted with his own petard. âJimmy, I reckon you could make carrot cake out of cow shit.â
âToo right, Les. I might be temporarily bunged up at the moment, but I sure as hell ainât climbing up mugâs hill on the slippery side.â
âSo what do you want to do now?â
âI wouldnât mind going for walk. Walk the meal off. Just get out in the open for a little while.â
âGood idea, Jimmy. Whereabouts?â Les nodded over the balcony. âTerrigal.â
âAvoca. I like it down there.â
âOkay, letâs go.â
As they got to their feet Jimmy pointed to the bill. âOh, and Les, donât forget a substantial tip.â
Norton grinned and patted his stomach. âYou donât have to worry about that, Jimmy.â
With Jimmy giving directions, Les drove past the Haven and on up the hill to the North Avoca turn-off. Jimmy explained how you couldnât drive directly to South Avoca because of the lagoon in the middle, but you could get there easy enough walking along thebeach, which was what they were going to do. The road led down, then on past a cluster of shops; Les pulled up in a small carpark next to North Avoca Surf Club.
âWe may as well leave our shoes in the car,â suggested Jimmy.
âGood thinking, 99,â said
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