p.m.
Heâd gone downtown that afternoon for a meeting at the Federal Reserve Bank, which had retained him as a consultant on some trade regulation matter. Heâd promised to drop by on his way home.
âItâs happy hour, Darling.â
Benny stood in the doorway. He had a six-pack of Schlaflyâs Hefeweizen in one hand and a large white bag in the other. As he stepped into my office the tangy aroma of barbecue filled the air.
âThat smells delicious.â
âSmoki Oâs finest.â
Smoki Oâs is a barbecue joint in the warehouse district on North Broadway, a hole in the wall that Benny stops at every time heâs downtown.
He took a seat over at my small work table, put the six-pack and the bag on the table, and gestured toward the empty seat next to him.
âDig in.â
I joined him at the table as he lifted two foil-wrapped containers out of the bag.
âWhatâd you get us?â
âWhat do you think? Once upon a time, the Rachel Gold I knew could scarf down some real barbecueâback before she turned her home into a pork-free zone. But since we ainât home, I went whole hog, so to speak.â
âWhich parts?â
âWhich parts? Come on. Weâre talking Smoki Oâs. That means weâre talking two parts.â
âOh, no. Noses again?â
âNot noses, for chrissake. Snoots. And not just any snoots. These are primo snoots. Trust me, if the Rabbis of the Talmud had sampled Smoki Oâs snoots, theyâd have carved out an exception in the laws of kashruth.â
He unwrapped the foil on the containers and looked up with a smile.
âPlus rib tips, my sweet. Snoots and tipsâbest combo on the planet outside the bedroom.â
âYou wore that outfit to meet with officials of the Federal Reserve?â
He gave me a puzzled frown and then looked down at his clothing. He was wearing baggy cargo pants and a navy blue sweatshirt over a red T-shirt. On the front of the sweatshirt was an official-looking logo that read Department of Redundancy Department. Benny was a Firesign Theater fan.
He shrugged. âActually, the sweatshirt adds a touch of class to what might have been missing with just the T-shirt.â
âWhich one is it?â
He leaned back and pulled the front of the sweatshirt over his ample belly to reveal the slogan on the red T-shirt: I AM THAT MAN FROM NANTUCKET.
I rolled my eyes. âBenny.â
âA line from a beautiful poem. My favorite. Meanwhile, itâs not like I was down there testifying before Congress. And believe me, those clowns lost all speaking privileges today.â
âOh? What happened?â
âI get on their elevator and guess whatâs playing over the goddam speakers?â
I couldnât help but smile. âWhat?â
He opened a bottle of beer and handed it to me.
âThe 101 Strings,â he said.
âPlaying what?
âBrace yourself. AC/DCâs âHighway to Hell.ââ
He shook his head in disgust.âCan you believe that? A fucking Muzak rendition of âHighway to Hellâ? On an elevator owned by the federal government?â
âThatâs pretty bad,â I conceded.
âPretty bad? That shit is so wrong in so many ways that all you do is shake your head and say, âWhat the fuck?ââ
âWhich is what you said to them?â
âFor starters. Then I told them the Founding Fathers would be spinning in their graves. I told them if youâre going to play AC/DC on government owned and operated elevators, do it the way Ben Franklin would have: electric guitars and all.â
âI must have missed that history lesson. I had always assumed Ben preferred the unplugged version.â
âWhy do you think that crazy dude was out in a thunderstorm with a kite? Old Ben was a heavy metal freak.â
âThese rib tips are delicious, Benny.â
âWhereâs Jacki? Sheâs my
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