her prime, sufficiently lucid. Brains donât fail this precipitously.
I situate Grandma on a chocolate-leather couch. As I do so, I explain she is agitated and acting frightened. Grandma interjects. âYouâre the doctor who studies my head.â
âThatâs an interesting way to put it.â He glances at me as if to say: See, sheâs on the ball.
He asks me to elaborate on what sheâs been saying. âHas it been nonsensical rambling or is she repeating herself and focusing on a particular idea?â
I explain that Grandma talked about a man in blue and the dentist. Sheâs been upset since we nearly got shot in the park.
âPhysically, sheâs fine,â I say.
âStop,â he says, with some alarm.
âPardon.â
âShe was shot?â
âAlmost.â
âChrist,â he says, suddenly animated. âAre you serious?â
âIt was probably some random attack. But Iâd love to know what she remembers about it.â
He pauses, apparently lost in thought. âItâs not every day that one of my patients gets shot at.â
He stands.
âCan you wait outside while I examine her?â
âIâd rather stay.â
âSheâs liable to look to you for comfort or approval. I need to get a clear sense of her mental state.â
I hesitate, and then stand up. I put a hand on her shoulder. âIâll be right outside, Grandma.â
Dr. Laramer walks to his window, which is letting in gray light. He peers outside, closes the shade, then turns and walks back in our direction. He turns on a bright overhead light. I leave the pair of them alone.
I stand in the hallway. My cell phone signal is poor, but I try to call my parents. No luck getting through.
Then I hear a shout come from inside the office. More like an expression of shock, or surprise. Itâs not coming from Grandma. But Pete.
I open the door. Pete and Grandma sit on the couch. Sheâs withdrawn to the edge of it. He leans away from her with his palm pressed against his chin. A yellow Nerf ball sits between them.
âWhat happened?â I ask, moving quickly to Grandma. I bring her close to me. She seems to relax.
âShe punched me in the jaw,â he says.
âWhat?â
Grandmaâs right hand is balled into a tight fist.
âIâm sorry. Iâm sure she didnât mean . . .â
âI leaned in close to test her visual acuity and she let me have it,â he interrupts me. âNot bad strength. Terrific punch, actually. Stings like a bee.â
âChop,â I say.
âWhat?â
âWas probably a chop, not a punch. She was a blue belt,â I say. âShe studied years ago.â
âSheâs definitely agitated,â he says. Then turns to her: âYou often roundhouse the help?â
âIâm sorry,â Grandma says. âIâm only supposed to use my training for defense.â
He shakes his head and, finally, laughs. âIâve had agitated patients spit at me, and vomit. Once I was shoved by a bouncer. Never karate chopped.â
âPete, what did you say to upset her?â
He shrugs. âI asked her how she was feeling, the year, who is president, whether she is comfortable, the usual stuff.â
âAre you friends with Adrianna?â Grandma asks him.
He looks at me, raises his eyebrows. âWho is Adrianna?â he asks me.
I shrug. âGrandma Lane, who is Adrianna?â
She cocks her head to the side, momentarily frozen in thought, like an overly taxed computer processor. Before she can continue, Pete picks up the Nerf ball. He tosses it in a gentle arc just to the right of Grandma. She raises an arm and swats it to the ground.
âInteresting,â he says.
âWhat are you doing?â I ask, just shy of irritated that heâs interrupted the conversational flow.
âTesting her spontaneous physical reactions. As you can see,
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