anvil over your head? Relax. The kids love me. We’ll have a blast. And that whole thing with Little John’s first word—look, I told you, it just slipped out. The guy came at us from out of nowhere. It’s a wonder we weren’t killed. And wouldn’t you rather your son’s first word be of the four-letter variety than some boring Mamma or Dadda thing? Wouldn’t you?
Boy 3 - Boy Meets Girl
New York Journal Employee Incident Report
Name/Title of Reporter:
Carl Hopkins, Security Officer
Date/Time of Incident:
Friday, 3:30 p.m.
Place of Incident:
NY JournalLobby
Persons Involved in Incident:
Dale Carter, no affiliation with the paper, 26
Mitchell Hertzog, outside legal counsel, 29
Kathleen Mackenzie, Human Resources, 25
Nature of Incident:
D. Carter attempted to enter building to give large bouquet of roses to K. Mackenzie. C. Hopkins stopped D. Carter at security desk and told him to wait for K. Mackenzie to come down to sign him in.
K. Mackenzie, when contacted, said would not come down.
C. Hopkins told D. Carter to leave.
D. Carter would not leave.
D. Carter said would wait until K. Mackenzie exited building for the day.
C. Hopkins informed D. Carter that no loitering in lobby allowed.
D. Carter again said would not leave.
D. Carter sat down in middle of lobby.
C. Hopkins contacted K. Mackenzie. Told K. Mackenzie that D. Carter would not leave.
K. Mackenzie came downstairs.
K. Mackenzie asked D. Carter to leave.
D. Carter said would not leave until K. Mackenzie listened to his new song.
D. Carter began to sing song (Why Won’t You Be With Me, Kate).
M. Hertzog entered building.
M. Hertzog approached K. Mackenzie.
M. Hertzog asked K. Mackenzie if there was a problem.
D. Carter finished song.
K. Mackenzie said Nice song now please leave.
D. Carter said would not leave until K. Mackenzie agreed to move back in with him.
M. Hertzog said I think the lady asked you to leave, now go.
D. Carter said Mind your own business.
M. Hertzog said Are you for real?
D. Carter said Try me and find out, Suit Boy.
K. Mackenzie told D. Carter if he did not leave she would notify local precinct and have D. Carter arrested for trespass.
D. Carter said did not care and would not leave until K. Mackenzie agreed to move back in with him. Also said would hit Suit Boy (M. Hertzog).
K. Mackenzie directed Security to notify local precinct.
Local precinct notified by C. Hopkins.
D. Carter began new song (Kate, Why Did You Leave Me)
Officers from local precinct arrived.
D. Carter finished song.
Crowd in lobby applauded.
D. Carter put under arrest by officers from local precinct.
D. Carter removed from premises by officers from local precinct.
Crowd in lobby booed.
K. Mackenzie requested D. Carter be listed as Persona Non Grata at 216 W. 57th Street.
PNG form filled out by C. Hopkins (see attached).
Follow-up:
Incident recorded, sent to A. Jenkins in Human Resources.
Boy 3 - Boy Meets Girl
THE NEW YORK JOURNAL
Boy 3 - Boy Meets Girl
New York City’s Leading Photo-Newspaper
Security Division
The New York Journal
216 W. 57th Street
New York, NY 10019
212-555-6890
MEMO
To: All Personnel
Fr: Security Administration
Re: Persona Non Grata TheNew York Journal
Persona Non Grata Notification
Please note that the below-named individual has been classified as Persona Non Grata in 216 W. 57th Street as of the date of this notification, and will continue to remain so indefinitely. This individual is not to be allowed on or near the premises of 216 W. 57th Street at any time during the term of above sanction.
Name: Dale C. Carter
SS#: Unknown
Description: (place copy of ID picture if possible)
White male, 26 years of age
6 feet, 175 lbs
Blond hair, blue eyes
Seeks contact with Kathleen Mackenzie,
Personnel Rep, Human Resources, 3rd floor
This individual is not deemed dangerous, however, is prone to cause disturbances by singing and refusing to vacate
Boy 3 - Boy Meets Girl
New York Journal Employee Incident Report
Name/Title of Reporter:
Carl Hopkins, Security Officer
Date/Time of Incident:
Friday, 3:30 p.m.
Place of Incident:
NY JournalLobby
Persons Involved in Incident:
Dale Carter, no affiliation with the paper, 26
Mitchell Hertzog, outside legal counsel, 29
Kathleen Mackenzie, Human Resources, 25
Nature of Incident:
D. Carter attempted to enter building to give large bouquet of roses to K. Mackenzie. C. Hopkins stopped D. Carter at security desk and told him to wait for K. Mackenzie to come down to sign him in.
K. Mackenzie, when contacted, said would not come down.
C. Hopkins told D. Carter to leave.
D. Carter would not leave.
D. Carter said would wait until K. Mackenzie exited building for the day.
C. Hopkins informed D. Carter that no loitering in lobby allowed.
D. Carter again said would not leave.
D. Carter sat down in middle of lobby.
C. Hopkins contacted K. Mackenzie. Told K. Mackenzie that D. Carter would not leave.
K. Mackenzie came downstairs.
K. Mackenzie asked D. Carter to leave.
D. Carter said would not leave until K. Mackenzie listened to his new song.
D. Carter began to sing song (Why Won’t You Be With Me, Kate).
M. Hertzog entered building.
M. Hertzog approached K. Mackenzie.
M. Hertzog asked K. Mackenzie if there was a problem.
D. Carter finished song.
K. Mackenzie said Nice song now please leave.
D. Carter said would not leave until K. Mackenzie agreed to move back in with him.
M. Hertzog said I think the lady asked you to leave, now go.
D. Carter said Mind your own business.
M. Hertzog said Are you for real?
D. Carter said Try me and find out, Suit Boy.
K. Mackenzie told D. Carter if he did not leave she would notify local precinct and have D. Carter arrested for trespass.
D. Carter said did not care and would not leave until K. Mackenzie agreed to move back in with him. Also said would hit Suit Boy (M. Hertzog).
K. Mackenzie directed Security to notify local precinct.
Local precinct notified by C. Hopkins.
D. Carter began new song (Kate, Why Did You Leave Me)
Officers from local precinct arrived.
D. Carter finished song.
Crowd in lobby applauded.
D. Carter put under arrest by officers from local precinct.
D. Carter removed from premises by officers from local precinct.
Crowd in lobby booed.
K. Mackenzie requested D. Carter be listed as Persona Non Grata at 216 W. 57th Street.
PNG form filled out by C. Hopkins (see attached).
Follow-up:
Incident recorded, sent to A. Jenkins in Human Resources.
Boy 3 - Boy Meets Girl
THE NEW YORK JOURNAL
Boy 3 - Boy Meets Girl
New York City’s Leading Photo-Newspaper
Security Division
The New York Journal
216 W. 57th Street
New York, NY 10019
212-555-6890
MEMO
To: All Personnel
Fr: Security Administration
Re: Persona Non Grata TheNew York Journal
Persona Non Grata Notification
Please note that the below-named individual has been classified as Persona Non Grata in 216 W. 57th Street as of the date of this notification, and will continue to remain so indefinitely. This individual is not to be allowed on or near the premises of 216 W. 57th Street at any time during the term of above sanction.
Name: Dale C. Carter
SS#: Unknown
Description: (place copy of ID picture if possible)
White male, 26 years of age
6 feet, 175 lbs
Blond hair, blue eyes
Seeks contact with Kathleen Mackenzie,
Personnel Rep, Human Resources, 3rd floor
This individual is not deemed dangerous, however, is prone to cause disturbances by singing and refusing to vacate
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