Boy Meets Girl

Boy Meets Girl by Meg Cabot

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Authors: Meg Cabot
Tags: Chick lit, Romance
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anvil over your head? Relax. The kids love me. We’ll have a blast. And that whole thing with Little John’s first word—look, I told you, it just slipped out. The guy came at us from out of nowhere. It’s a wonder we weren’t killed. And wouldn’t you rather your son’s first word be of the four-letter variety than some boring Mamma or Dadda thing? Wouldn’t you?

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    New York Journal Employee Incident Report
    Name/Title of Reporter:
    Carl Hopkins, Security Officer
     
    Date/Time of Incident:
    Friday, 3:30 p.m.
     
    Place of Incident:
    NY JournalLobby
     
    Persons Involved in Incident:
    Dale Carter, no affiliation with the paper, 26
    Mitchell Hertzog, outside legal counsel, 29
    Kathleen Mackenzie, Human Resources, 25
     
    Nature of Incident:
    D. Carter attempted to enter building to give large bouquet of roses to K. Mackenzie. C. Hopkins stopped D. Carter at security desk and told him to wait for K. Mackenzie to come down to sign him in.
    K. Mackenzie, when contacted, said would not come down.
    C. Hopkins told D. Carter to leave.
    D. Carter would not leave.
    D. Carter said would wait until K. Mackenzie exited building for the day.
    C. Hopkins informed D. Carter that no loitering in lobby allowed.
    D. Carter again said would not leave.
    D. Carter sat down in middle of lobby.
    C. Hopkins contacted K. Mackenzie. Told K. Mackenzie that D. Carter would not leave.
    K. Mackenzie came downstairs.
    K. Mackenzie asked D. Carter to leave.
    D. Carter said would not leave until K. Mackenzie listened to his new song.
    D. Carter began to sing song (Why Won’t You Be With Me, Kate).
    M. Hertzog entered building.
    M. Hertzog approached K. Mackenzie.
    M. Hertzog asked K. Mackenzie if there was a problem.
    D. Carter finished song.
    K. Mackenzie said Nice song now please leave.
    D. Carter said would not leave until K. Mackenzie agreed to move back in with him.
    M. Hertzog said I think the lady asked you to leave, now go.
    D. Carter said Mind your own business.
    M. Hertzog said Are you for real?
    D. Carter said Try me and find out, Suit Boy.
    K. Mackenzie told D. Carter if he did not leave she would notify local precinct and have D. Carter arrested for trespass.
    D. Carter said did not care and would not leave until K. Mackenzie agreed to move back in with him. Also said would hit Suit Boy (M. Hertzog).
    K. Mackenzie directed Security to notify local precinct.
    Local precinct notified by C. Hopkins.
    D. Carter began new song (Kate, Why Did You Leave Me)
    Officers from local precinct arrived.
    D. Carter finished song.
    Crowd in lobby applauded.
    D. Carter put under arrest by officers from local precinct.
    D. Carter removed from premises by officers from local precinct.
    Crowd in lobby booed.
    K. Mackenzie requested D. Carter be listed as Persona Non Grata at 216 W. 57th Street.
    PNG form filled out by C. Hopkins (see attached).
     
    Follow-up:
    Incident recorded, sent to A. Jenkins in Human Resources.

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    THE NEW YORK JOURNAL

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    New York City’s Leading Photo-Newspaper
    Security Division
    The New York Journal
    216 W. 57th Street
    New York, NY 10019
    212-555-6890
     
    MEMO
    To: All Personnel
    Fr: Security Administration
    Re: Persona Non Grata TheNew York Journal
     
    Persona Non Grata Notification
     
    Please note that the below-named individual has been classified as Persona Non Grata in 216 W. 57th Street as of the date of this notification, and will continue to remain so indefinitely. This individual is not to be allowed on or near the premises of 216 W. 57th Street at any time during the term of above sanction.
     
    Name: Dale C. Carter
    SS#: Unknown
    Description: (place copy of ID picture if possible)
    White male, 26 years of age
    6 feet, 175 lbs
    Blond hair, blue eyes
    Seeks contact with Kathleen Mackenzie,
    Personnel Rep, Human Resources, 3rd floor
     
    This individual is not deemed dangerous, however, is prone to cause disturbances by singing and refusing to vacate

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