bowl.
âEvâ¦â
Big cloud of quiet.
He doesnât know what to say to me. Birdieâmy own dad. Never in my life has Birdie not known what to say to me. We have always been able to talk. Even about embarrassing stuff. Bras. Periods. When I got my period for the first time, Birdie was the one who bought me pads. Birdie was the one who tookme out for ice cream to celebrate. My friends couldnât believe it. â Your dad took you? You went with your dad? You talk to your dad about periods?â And I remember feeling proud about it. âI can talk to my dad about anything.â
Now thereâs only silence between us. Silence and chicken cordon bleu.
After a while, Birdie looks at me. âThis isnât about the food,â he says quietly, âis it?â
I donât know what to say to that. Heâs right. This isnât about the food.
I want to say it. I want to say it all out loud, but how can I? Ever since he told us we were moving, heâs been happier than Iâve ever seen him. How do I tell him that I canât stand the woman he married? That I never asked to be anyoneâs stepsister? That what I want more than anything is to go back to Maine, to my old house and my old friends and my old school, where I didnât have to work so hard to fit in?
I want to say it, but I donât want to hurt him. And anyway, what would be the point? It wouldnât change a thing.
So I take a bite of pie instead.
And itâs good. Itâs so good I have to spit it back on the plate.
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN
Okay, itâs official. I have been traumatized for life.
Why, on a Tuesday afternoon, was Eleni home at all? Whyâtoday of all daysâdid I decide to use the peachy bathroom instead of the one downstairs? Huh? Isnât my life messed up enough already, without me having to experience what I have just experienced?
Let us recap.
I come home from school, needing to pee.
I toss my backpack on the kitchen table, grab a fistful of grapes from a bowl (starving, after yet another lunch period spent in the bathroom), and sprint up the stairs.
I throw open the door to the bathroom andâ¦
Ahhhhggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!
Flesh.
âOh! Evyn, honey. We didnât know you wereââ
Wet, steaming pink flesh.
ââhomeâ¦â
And hair. Oh, the hair.
Achhhhhhh. A grape lodges itself in my throat, from the horror of it all.
âEv?â His voice.
âHoney? Are you okay? Are you choking?â Her voice.
Achhhhhhh!
And then.
Are you ready for this?
Itâs not Birdie who leaves the shower and comes to my rescue, itâs her. She leaps out of the shower. Leaps, like a superhero. âI know the Heimlich!â
And does she have the decency to throw on a towel? No.
Warm, moist arms grabbing me from behind.
âDonât worry, honey!â
Boobs, mushing into my shoulder blades. Fists, jamming into my rib cage.
âIâve done this before!â
Jam! Jam! Jam!
Out flies the grape. It hits the edge of the sink and ricochets onto the floor, right next to my foot.
âOh, thank God.â
She hugs me. Full frontal, my stepmother hugs me.
âThank God youâre all right.â
I. Am not. All right.
Jules canât stop laughing.
âThank you,â I tell her. âThank you so much for finding my life hilarious.â
âIâm (hahahaha) sorry. Itâs just (hahahahaha). Oh my God! HAHAHAHAHA! Your stepmotherâ¦gave you the nudeâ¦â
âYes. Weâve established that.â
I donât know why I called Jules. Well, yes I do. Jules is mybest friend. When a person is having a tough time, and her only legitimate parent has taken on an entirely new personality, who does she turn to? Her best friend. Only lately, itâs been harder and harder to find Jules when I need her. Today, when I called her house, her mom said she wasnât home. She was at Jessie Kaplerâs
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