seat.â
Duncan looked round. One thing there wasnât, in all this genteel splendour, was a chair. The old man was muttering into a phone, like an elderly clergyman intoning responses at evensong. On his desk, a VDU the size of the screens they show football on in pubs flickered and dissolved into a screen saver of prancing antelopes.
âDo please sit down,â the elderly man said. âMr Ferris will be with you directly.â
Duncan glanced round again, but saw no chair. He turned away and pretended to be fascinated by the nearest tapestry - a bunch of big, nasty-looking dogs bothering an anatomically improbable unicorn, wearing what looked like a gold Christmas-cracker party hat.
âDuncan. Youâre here at last. Come on through.â
There was Luke. He wasnât wearing a jacket, and his shirt-tails hung out over his trousers, as they had all those years ago. There was an enormous grin on his face as he lunged forward. For a moment Duncan thought he was about to offer to shake hands; instead, he walloped Duncan between the shoulder-blades like a cyclops performing the Heimlich manoeuvre, then grabbed him by the arm and dragged him towards a panelled oak fire door.
âGuided tour,â Luke thundered in his ear, as the door swung shut behind them. âThe othersâll be down to see you in a tick, but I thought you might like to see the old dump first.â
Dump, oddly enough, wasnât too inappropriate a term. A great deal of money had been spent at some point on decorating and furnishing; there was enough solid hardwood around the place to account for decadesâ worth of despoiled rainforest. But every single desk, chair, table and door he saw as Luke whisked him along was chipped, scratched or gnawed up to a height of about four feet off the ground. The filing cabinets were more than usually battered, and the flex spaghetti that hung out of the back of the technology like disembowelled entrails was heavily patched with black insulating tape. The fabric of all the chair seats was frayed, and covered in grey and white hairs. All in all, it was a bewildering mix of industrial extravagance and lived-in scruff. There was also a curious smell, which Duncan couldnât quite place.
âLibrary,â Luke said, as they swept through a huge room, floor-to-ceiling with the usual black, blue and fawn-spined volumes - law reports, forms and precedents, the loose-leaf planning encyclopedias, Kemp and Kemp on mutilations, a whole wall full of tax statutes. On the floor, next to a battered grey waste-bin, something had apparently savaged an elderly and obsolete edition of Megarry and Wadeâs Law of Real Property ; it lay open on its broken spine, and several pages had been torn out, screwed up and shredded. In the opposite corner, a bank of computer screens showed the same running-antelope screen saver heâd seen in the front office.
Duncan frowned. âDoes someone around here have a dog?â he asked.
âWhat? No,â Luke snapped. âWhy? Youâre not allergic to dogs, or anything like that?â
âNo, I donât think so. Iâm not exactly what youâd call a dog person, but they donât make me come out in spots or anything like that.â
âCashier,â Luke said, pushing open a door like the DEA pulling a dawn raid. A little white-haired man with enormous glasses looked up at him from behind a huge desk, then went on with his work. None of those cloying how-utterly-wonderful-to-get-to-know-you introductions in this office. Back out into the corridor again; another swift forced march.
âThis is where weâve parked you for the time being,â Luke said, opening another door. âIf you absolutely hate it, weâll have to sort something out, but I hope itâll do for now.â
Duncanâs office at Craven Ettins had, once upon a time, been a boiler room. It was small, windowless, cold in winter and
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