get her while you take a quick shower that is if you can walk. ” Grateful for the orgasm and the ten minute break, Queen reserved comment and simply threw the pillow at his head as she darted to the shower. ~*~*~ Confused about the whole situation, Queen naturally sought counsel with her confidant and best friend, Jade. Willing to hear, “ I told your ass so! ” in order to get some answers, Queen invited Jade out for a late lunch. “ I think X is cheating on me. ” Queen casually confided as they sipped their Pina Coladas. “ That man ain ’ t cheating on you. He ’ s in love with you. You two are a proposal away from being an old married couple. ” Jade nonchalantly replied as she closed her menu. “ Well, if he loves me so much why won ’ t he make love to me? ” “ He ’ s withholding the dick? ” Jade asked surprised. “ Okay, what or should I say who did you do to piss him off? ” “ Me? I didn ’ t do anything or anybody for that matter. ” “ So what the hell happened? You two have been fucking like rabbits since you hooked up. What changed? ” “ We became parents I guess. ” Queen shrugged her shoulders. “ First of all, X is a parent. You are just his girlfriend slash part time babysitter. And second, people with kids screw just like everybody else. That ’ s why they end up with more kids. Come to think of it, please tell me that you ’ re still on birth control. ” “ Of course I am, even though I haven ’ t needed it for the past six weeks. ” “ Six weeks! You haven ’ t had sex in six weeks? Oh hell no! Damn! Karma is a BITCH! ” “ Go ahead and say it. ” “ Say what? ” “ I told you so. ” “ Why would I say that? In my wildest dreams I never imagined that this would be an issue with X. The man is as sexy as hell. What the fuck is the problem? ” “ I don ’ t know. He just complains of being too tired when he gets home. He ’ s putting in a lot of hours at work and …” “ Stop right there. So he ’ s working late? ” “ Yeah every night. ” “ So who ’ s watching his daughter while he ’ s working late? ” Jade puts the air quotes around working late. “ I am of course. Why? ” “ Girl, you are as stupid as hell. Don ’ t you realize that you ’ re nothing but the hired help? Cooking and cleaning ad watching the white man ’ s children. On top of all that you have the nerve to be whining because he ain ’ t fucking you! ” “ Jade you know that shit is not even fair. And you of all people ought to know better. Last time I checked your father was a white man. ” “ Last time I checked he was a white man, so what? What? Did I say something politically incorrect? I didn ’ t say that you were the mammy. ” Jade teased. “ I ought to beat your ass and call your mother and tell her what you just said. You need to stop. ” Queen laughed. “ Fuckin stop playing around this is serious. I think he ’ s cheating on me. What should I do? ” “ He ’ s not cheating on you. Does he still get hard when he ’ s close to you? ” “ Yeah he does. He just won ’ t fuck me. He ’ ll lick it but he won ’ t stick it. And you know I need a good hard dick in my life just to function. ” “ Like I said before, Karma is a bitch. ” Jade laughed. “ This shit isn ’ t funny. ” “ Oh hell yeah it is. You had two rich, big dick niggas breaking your back on the regular and now you ’ re not even getting any. Plus your ass is broke! ” “ Who ’ s broke? X might be broke, but Queen has a healthy bank account. He just won ’ t let me help him with the bills. ” “ Where the hell did you get money? ” “ Logic left enough money in the bank to …” “ How much? ” Jade quickly interrupted. Queen hesitated before answering. “ Bitch how much? Stop holding out on me, you know we tell each other everything. Don ’ t start that bullshit because you have a couple of nickels to rub