kettles to boil and for the mixers to finish churning, they threw dice and played cards.
Most of the people working in the mess were black, Mexican, or Italian. From what Dotty and Spanky said theyâd gotten their jobs not because of their skill in the kitchen but because of the color of their skin or what theyâd done before the war. âThatâs where they put the men with records,â said Spanky, his voice making it clear this information was on the QT. The men had lean, hard bodies that reminded me of the tough guys who worked for Tony B. In fact, I could swear I saw the bulge of a revolver peeking out from one of their waistbands.
âDotty,â said one fellow, whose gut professed that the food he prepared met with his own approval. A cigar dangled from his mouth, leaving a trail of ashes on the kitchen floor. I wondered how much of the cigar was going to end up in the potatoes that night. âWhoâre your friends?â
âThese are the USO girls I was telling you about. Spanky and I are giving them the VIP tour. Ladies, this is Deacon.â
He made a great show of wiping his mitts on his apron before offering one of his hands to us.
âThatâs an unusual name,â I said.
âIt ainât a nameâitâs my job. Iâm a man of the church.â
âIs the food really so bad that it requires divine intervention?â
He laughed and turned off the vat of potatoes.
âWhatâs for dinner?â asked Jayne.
âSOS.â
She cocked her head to the right. âWeâre having an emergency signal for dinner?â
âIt stands for stuff on a shingle,â he announced. Only he didnât say âstuff.â As the profanity left his mouth, his black face took on a red cast. âPardon my French, maâam. Chipped beef on toast, potatoes, and green beans. Donât you worry though; if youâre VIPs, youâre not eating anything that passed through this kitchen. Whatâs your name?â
âJayne Hamilton,â she said.
âHey, fellows!â he called out. âCome meet Jayne Hamilton and her friends!â
In a portion of the kitchen unseen to us, but which mustâve housed the sinks, a tremendous clatter warned that some catastrophe had just taken place. Deacon left us to bump gums with the gamblers while he went to investigate the source of the sound. The card players had colorful nicknames like Lefty, Gris, and King that I was dying to learn the history behind. As with everyone weâd met, the men were gracious and welcoming despite the fact that I was pretty certain none of them had a cement floor or an ersatz sink in their tent.
Deacon returned with a grim look on his face. âGris, you got a problem back there.â
âAgain?â Gris dropped his cards facedown. âI swear itâs sabotage.â
âSabotage or not, you better mop up that floor. If the SP catches a whiff, youâre cooked for good.â
Gris started toward the back of the kitchen.
âHey, wait up,â said Spanky. âIâll give you a hand.â He crawled under the pass-through and together they disappeared into the back.
Spanky, a cardboard box in hand, returned just as we were getting ready to leave. The contents rattled all the way back to our tent.
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After the tour, we got our first weekâs performance schedule. Or, rather, Gilda did. She gave it a cursory look before hanging it on oneof the spare nails in the tent. âThe bad news is we start tomorrow. The good news is our first show isnât until ten.â
We all approached the schedule and tried to figure out what the typed abbreviations meant. I thought they might be locations, but since no key was provided to help us decipher them, we decided the information wasnât important. What was crucial was the number of shows weâd be doing: three a day.
âWhat the deuce?â I said. âWhat is thisâboot
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