John Lennon. I mean, he was a Beatle, for chrissakes, but what the hell does he see in Yoko Ono?â
Exasperated Burnout Girl: âMy stepmother is a total freak. The other day she went to the supermarket in curlers!â
Burnout Boy with Dirt-lip Mustache: âA hash high is nothing like a pot high. Itâs like a whole ânother drug.â
Pissed off Burnout Girl: âI got an 80 and Mrs. Pennington gave me a C+, and I said, âNo way, 80 is supposed to be a B-â¦â â
This was my cue! I trotted out one of Dannyâs oft-cited opinions. âGrades are a form of thought control, totally fascist. I think they should be abolished.â
Dewey, standing nearby as he emptied a bag of potato chips into a bowl, nodded his head approvingly. âI heard that!â
The girl Iâd spoken too agreed. âYeah. Mrs. P. is a dried-up old bitch anyways. I bet she hasnât gotten laid in years and is just taking it out on us.â
I smiled agreeably then excused myself to find the bathroom, more for a break from the pressure of social interaction than physical need. On returning, I found the partyâs atmosphere changed. Someone had dimmed the light, a few kids were necking, and the air sparkled with Sex. Boys and girls were looking at each other, giggling, flirting, touching knees. An orgy could break out at any minute. I found it hard to breathe.
Tracey sashayed over to the stereo and turned up the Eagles, who were singing âTake it eeeesaaay,â in a manner so relaxed it was impossible to imagine them ever taking anything hard. She held her arms aloft and wiggled her fingers in Deweyâs direction. âCâmon,â she commanded. He eagerly leapt up to join her in what wasnât so much of a slow dance as a vertical make-out session. Kai pulled Vicki to her feet and did likewise. My heart began doing all sorts of acrobatic feats not normally associated with internal organs. As Kai and Vickiâs lips locked into a long, juicy smooch, my legs, acting purely on their own recognizance, propelled me out the front door. I felt weird not having said goodbye to anyone, but knew I would have felt weirder interrupting. I walked home feeling despondent for no reason I cared to analyze.
A few days later I found myself in Kaiâs garage. As he rummaged through his sports equipment (we were about to play some horrible ball game), I casually asked, âAre you and Vicki finally going steady?â
He looked up wearing an adorable frown. âShe says going steady is for kids. So I asked, âAre you my girlfriend?â And she said sheâd think about it.â
âAre you in love with her?â
Kai smiled dreamily. âShe kisses really good.â He turned to me. âYou have your eye on someone?â
I panicked. âNah. Nobody in particular.â
He grinned salaciously. âNot a one-woman kind of man, eh?â
Could he seriously think I wanted to be some shallow, egotistical playboy? I could see in his eyes that his question was intended to be flattering, but still. All the times Iâd brought up the importance of universal Love and shared my hopes of running away to Oregon had made no impression on him whatsoever. Some combination of politeness, laziness, and self-centeredness kept him from seeing me as I was.
âI dunno.â I looked down.
Kai smiled indulgently. âWhatâs the farthest you ever got with a girl?â
All major religions counseled that lying was spiritually corrosive. âShaking hands.â
Kai let out a winningly good-natured laugh as he pulled out a basketball. âDonât worry. Just a matter of time.â
I shuddered, both at the prospect of more sports and the terrible truth that my only friend, with whom I shared a profound, brotherly Love, knew nothing about me. Heâd kept himself willfully ignorant not only of my innate Dweebishness (which was good), but my highly spiritual
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