eye and told us sheâd fallen off a rickshaw.
âWhat does Mum do again anyway?â Elecktra asks, as she does whenever Mum goes away. She can never remember.
âYour mother is a very successful financial advisor,â Art says. âYou know that.â
âOh, yeah,â Elecktra says, sucking maple syrup out of her nails. When sheâs done, she sprinkles icing sugar onto a bowl of cereal.
âWeâre not allowed cereal for breakfast. âCereal killersâ â full of sugar, remember?â I say, repeating what Mum tells us whenever we rebel against her zero-sugar warrior diet. Itâs beginning to make more sense to me now.
âElecktra offered to make breakfast,â Art says, waving his spoon at me. âA day off wonât hurt.â He carries his own bowl of cereal and icing sugar to the table. Art had to give up sugar when he met my mother and heâll take any excuse to have a taste again.
âRelax, Rox,â Elecktra says.
âYou relax,â I shoot back.
âBoth of you relax,â Art says. âGo put a yellow ribbon in your hair,â he tells me.
âWhy?â My handâs shaking as I take celery out of the fridge to prepare the Hulk juice. Even though I donâtreally like Hulk juice, the ritual makes me miss Mum less. Now Mumâs gone, what do I do about my ninjaism?
âYellow to honour your solar plexus. To calm you down,â Art says.
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If Mumâs not going to give me answers, Iâll have to ask the internet. I sit down with my laptop.
Mum doesnât talk much about her ninja days or where she was born. Sometimes Iâll see her practising her stances on the clothesline in Ms Wintersâs backyard and she always makes the bed using ninja techniques: a knife-hand strike to fold the corners, outside block to hook the corners, then a spear-hand strike to smooth the sheet down, followed by a spinning hook kick to slam the pillows against the headboard. She once told me that it was hard to retire her ninja suit and she still craves it. Sometimes Iâll catch her doing the housework with a T-shirt on her head, the arms tied around the back of her neck and only her eyes visible through the neck hole. I know she has to make a conscious effort to walk slowly in supermarkets, not climb the shelves or leap from aisle to aisle, and to be patient in traffic and not lose her temper. Mum can have lethal road rage.
As I trawl through the internet, I discover that, once upon a time, the ninja nemesis was the Giant White Tiger. I wonder if Mum ever fought a tiger. These ancienttigers could fly and also had powers of invisibility. The ninjas and the Giant White Tigers finally reconciled, so now the ninja enemy is the samurai. We are mortal enemies, which means we must kill each other no matter what. I click the mouse furiously as images of ninjas in their black uniforms and red samurai with their powerful swords invade the screen.
The ninja clan fights with stealth and skill, the samurai fight with sword. Samurai have always hated us for fighting in the shadows, but thatâs the only way we know how. I learn that we were poor farmers who couldnât afford metal for swords. Unlike the samurai, who came from the Japanese military class and wore clothes coloured with bright red expensive dyes. The samurai value honour over everything; theyâll cut their own throats before dishonouring their clan. They live according to the Bushido code that means âWay of the Warriorâ. I search âBushido codeâ and realise itâs a code of conduct similar to the European etiquette of a man opening a door for a lady â and still exists in dojos today.
Ninjas, on the other hand, werenât upper class. They wonât open doors for you, but blow them up instead! They were from feudal Japan and nicknamed âstealersâ. Espionage and assassination were their speciality. Their stealth warfare led to