What have you heard?â
âI donât care if you are,â she said. She pulled me into the bathroom and shut the door. âIâve got a problem.â
âOh God. Is this a female thing? Why do women feel compelled to tell their gay friends everything that happens down there?â
She blushed and stammered, âOh. I guess youâre right. You probably donât want toâIâm sorry.â
I sighed. âGo on. What is it? Does it burn when you pee?â Kendra looked as though Iâd just slapped a scarlet P on her crotch. âReally? Gosh,â I said. âI was just kidding.â
âBelieve me, itâs not that funny,â she whispered.
âDoes Morgan have any cranberry juice? Isnât that supposed to help?â
Kendra folded her arms and said, âRight, Nick. It burns when I pee, so Iâll drink something thatâs going to make me pee even more.â
âI donât know! Iâm not a doctor!â I shrieked.
âShut up!â she hissed. âI donât want the whole building to know. This is so embarrassing. What am I going to do? I donât have insurance. I canât afford to see a doctor. I donât even know if I can pay rent. Again. I still owe you for last time.â
âItâs okay,â I mumbled. Suddenly I didnât feel as bad about my life as I had earlier. âMy final paycheck from I Dream of Cleanie arrived in the mail the other day. Iâll float you a loan until you get paid again.â
A knock on the door made us both jump. I nearly fell off the toilet seat. Kendra cautiously opened the door. Robertoâs hand came into the room, holding a slip of paper. As Kendra took the note, I heard Roberto say, âTheyâre open for another hour. Itâs not far, but if you get a cab, youâll get there in plenty of time for someone to see you.â
âOkay,â Kendra mumbled. Robertoâs hand popped into the room again, this time offering a twenty-dollar bill and a condom. Kendra stuffed them both into her pocket and weakly said, âThanks.â
âIâll go with you,â I offered.
Halfway down the stairs, I realized that Iâd forgotten my wallet. I told Kendra Iâd meet her on the corner and ran back for it. Roberto and JC were watching a game on TV. As I searched a pile of dirty jeans for my wallet, I heard JC say, âThat chick you live withâs hot. You hittinâ that?â
I stopped what I was doing and waited for the answer.
âNah,â was all Roberto said.
I found my wallet on top of a milk crate by the futon. I stuffed it in my back pocket and ran downstairs.
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The address Roberto had given Kendra led us to a clinic near Columbia University. It wasnât a free clinic, but they charged on a sliding scale. Kendra tried to haggle with them, but changed her tune when they referred her to the free clinic and said it wouldnât be open until the next day. She mumbled something about it being a burning issue and followed a nurse into an examining room.
I flipped through the magazines in the waiting room. A picture of Sheila Meyers caught my eye. Sheila was one of my uncleâs best friends. I read the box of text and smiled.
Sheila Meyers, the spokesmodel for Lillith Allure Cosmetics whoâs currently filming scenes for a movie version of That Girl (Meyers will portray Ruth Bauman during the first half of the movie. Tina Yothers continues the role in the filmâs second half.), on recent rumors that sheâs a transsexual: âNobody wants to hear a model say she was born in the wrong body. Thatâs a step beyond âDonât hate me because Iâm beautiful.â Maybe I am a transsexual. Would it matter? Weâre all human. Sexuality doesnât demand a cure.â
âNick?â
I looked up, expecting to see a nurse or doctor whoâd come to inform me that Kendraâs condition had taken a
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