What Ya Girl Won't Do by Brandi Johnson Page B

now?” I’reon asked, sensing her girl was leaving out something.
    â€œRight! What y’all talk about? Did you cook breakfast for him? Does he snore? I mean damn, bitch, was his dick hard when he woke up this mornin’?” Ja’Nay questioned.
    â€œOh, my goodness!” Kylee squealed, nearly choking on her drink.
    â€œHuh, man? I’m wit’ Ja’Nay on that one.” I’reon smiled while giving Ja’Nay a high five.
    â€œYes, we talked; no, I didn’t cook; and no, he doesn’t snore; and I don’t know if his dick was hard when he woke up this mornin’, because he woke up before I did. Now are y’all satisfied? I answered all y’all’s questions!” Kylee said with a slight attitude, trying her best to hide it.
    â€œFor real for real, no, I’m not satisfied,” I’reon said, before smashing the rest of the blunt out on the concrete and laying it back on the end table. “You actin’ real funny about givin’ us the grapes on Eli.”
    â€œI’m hip, man. She don’t mind sharin’ details about no other nigga she fuck wit’ but we ask the bitch about Eli and she wanna get all new and shit,” Ja’Nay replied.
    â€œIt’s all good,” I’reon said, feeling some kind of way.
    â€œI’m not actin’ funny. I told y’all everything,” Kylee said.
    â€œYeah, okay,” I’reon said, rolling her eyes.
    â€œLook, man, I don’t even know if I’m gon’ fuck wit’ Eli,” Kylee admitted.
    â€œWhy not? Just a couple of weeks ago you was in love wit’ the nigga, now you don’t wanna fuck wit’ him. Bitch, you bipolar.” I’reon laughed.
    â€œNo, I’m not,” Kylee defended herself.
    â€œSo he must really do got a gang of kids like you said, huh?” Ja’Nay asked.
    â€œNope,” Kylee said, shaking her head no. “He only got one daughter.”
    â€œDid that nigga fart in his sleep? You know that is a huge turn-off,” Ja’Nay asked.
    â€œNo, fool.” Kylee laughed.
    I’reon looked at Ja’Nay like she was crazy.
    â€œWhat? It is,” Ja’Nay said, twisting up her face as if something smelled bad.
    â€œAnyways,” I’reon said, turning her attention back to Kylee. “Well, what’s the problem then?”
    â€œHe’s married, that’s the problem,” Kylee said in a dismal tone, knowing her girls weren’t going to stop with the questions until she told them the real deal.
    Ja’Nay and I’reon looked at each other in disbelief before looking over at Kylee.
    â€œBitch, when you start carin’ if a nigga was married?” I’reon asked, beating Ja’Nay to the punch.
    â€œRight,” Ja’Nay agreed.
    â€œI don’t know. I guess when Eli told me he was married,” Kylee answered.
    â€œShit, every nigga you mess wit’ is married or got a bitch,” I’reon stated.
    â€œI know, man. But when Eli told me he was married, I actually felt jealous,” Kylee admitted.
    â€œYou must really like this nigga then, if you jealous of his marriage,” Ja’Nay said.
    â€œIs that what it is?” Kylee asked, unsure.
    â€œIt has to be, sis,” I’reon said, smiling.
    â€œOur girl has finally found a nigga who got her all caught up in her feelings,” Ja’Nay smiled, happy for her girl.
    â€œI’m not caught up in my feelin’s.” Kylee smiled, not wanting to admit that she really was.
    â€œI’m happy for you, sis.” I’reon smiled.
    â€œMe too,” Ja’Nay replied, but at the same time wishing Eli was single.
    â€œBut what am I gon’ do?”
    â€œAbout what?” I’reon asked.
    â€œAbout his wife. He already said she wasn’t gon’ give him a divorce ’cause she refuse to let another bitch have him,” Kylee said.
    â€œOh, she one