accordingly.
All told today, the Markhams have looked at forty-five housesâ dragging more and more grimly down from and back to Vermontâ though many of these listings were seen only from the window of my car as we rolled slowly along the curbside. âI wouldnât live in that particular shithole,â Joe would say, fuming out at a house where Iâd made an appointment. âDonât waste your time here, Frank,â Phyllis would offer, and away weâd go. Or Phyllis would observe from the backseat: âJoe canât stand stucco construction. He doesnât want to be the one to say so, so Iâll just make it easier. He grew up in a stucco house in Aliquippa. Also, weâd rather not share a driveway.â
And these werenât bad houses. There wasnât a certifiable âfixerupper,â âhandyman special,â or a âjust needs loveâ in the lot (Haddam doesnât have these anyway). I havenât shown them one yet that the three of them couldnât have made a damn good fresh start in with a little elbow grease, a limited renovation budget and some spatial imagination.
Since March, though, the Markhams have yet to make a purchase, tender an offer, write an earnest-money check or even see a house twice, and consequently have become despondent as weâve entered the dog days of midsummer. In my own life during this period, Iâve made eight satisfactory home sales, shown a hundred other houses to thirty different people, gone to the Shore or off with my kids any number of weekends, watched (from my bed) the Final 4, opening day at Wrigley, the French Open and three rounds of Wimbledon; and on the more somber side, Iâve watched the presidential campaigns grind on in disheartening fashion, observed my forty-fourth birthday, and sensed my son gradually become a source of worry and pain to himself and me. There have also been, in this time frame, two fiery jetliner crashes far from our shores, Iraq has poisoned many Kurdish villagers, President Reagan has visited Russia, thereâs been a coup in Haiti, drought has crippled the countryâs midsection and the Lakers have won the NBA crown. Life, as noted, has gone on.
Meanwhile, the Markhams have begun âeating into their downâ from the movie producer now living in their dream house and, Joe believes, producing porn movies using local teens. Likewise Joeâs severance pay at Vermont Social Services has come and gone, and heâs nearing the end of his piled-up vacation money. Phyllis, to her dismay, has begun suffering painful and possibly ominous female problems that have required midweek trips to Burlington for testing, plus two biopsies and a discussion of surgery. Their Saab has started overheating and sputtering on the daily commutes Phyllis makes to Sonjaâs dance class in Craftsbury. And as if that werenât enough, their friends are now home from their geological vacation to the Great Slave Lake, so that Joe and Phyllis are having to give thought to moving into the original and long-abandoned âhome placeâ on their own former property and possibly applying for welfare.
Beyond all that, the Markhams have had to face the degree of unknown involved in buying a houseâunknown likely to affect their whole life, even if they were rich movie stars or the keyboardist for the Rolling Stones. Buying a house will, after all, partly determine what theyâll be worrying about but donât yet know, what consoling window views theyâll be taking (or not), where theyâll have bitter arguments and make love, where and under what conditions theyâll feel trapped by life or safe from the storm, where those spirited parts of themselves theyâll eventually leave behind (however overprized) will be entombed, where they might die or get sick and wish they were dead, where theyâll return after funerals or after theyâre divorced, like I
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