say I was âabsolutely certainâ about anything. Things happen that we donât understand. Fatima, Lourdes. The time-space continuum bending in on itself. âAbsolutely certain?â I guess not.â
âNow, suppose someone told you that he was sitting in the bleachers on the Capitol steps last inauguration day and he saw Laura Bush smoking a cigar while her husband was being sworn in. Would you believe him?â
âNo, of course not.â
âNeither would I,â Melissa said. âWould you be absolutely certain he was wrong?â
âThatâs a trick question,â Rep protested.
âWhy?â
âWell, itâs not the same thing. I mean, yeah, I would be as close to absolutely certain as you could be. Itâs not the kind of thing that would happen at all, much less happen and be ignored by everyone who had to have seen it except one guy.â
âRight,â Melissa said. âIt wouldnât violate any scientific laws, the way a miraculous vision would. But it would violate the laws of human nature.â
âSo what are you saying? That Peter Damon couldnât have killed a man who seduced his wife?â
âNo. Iâm not even sure I could say that about youânot that I expect the question ever to come up.â
âSo whoâs Laura Bush in this analogy, and whatâs the cigar?â
âPeter didnât have a breath of a motive unless he at least suspected that Linda had cheated on him with Quinlan.â
âHow do we know he didnât suspect that?â Rep demanded. âAll we know is that Linda didnât tell him about the fling. He could have spotted Quinlanâs little keepsake and parsed it the same way you did.â
âIf he had suspected infidelity on any grounds, he wouldnât have gone running off while his wife was in the bathroom, maybe overdosing on something in a paroxysm of remorse. Anyone can see how desperately he loves her. He might have screamed at her orâor any number of things, I suppose. But he apodictically would not have left Jackrabbit Press until he saw with his own eyes that she was physically okay.â
âIf youâre right, then when Peter came down to get his saber he didnât even suspect Linda had cheated, much less that Quinlan was the guy, and therefore he couldnât have been planning to kill him. Wait a minute, though. What if heâd noticed the hairs tied to the bolt but didnât tumble to what it meant until he was five miles down the road?â
âAnd then doubled back to kill Quinlan?â Melissa asked.
âRight.â
âThe timing doesnât work. Linda and I were only about twenty minutes behind him. If heâd driven off and then backtracked to kill Quinlan, he couldnât have gotten home, changed clothes, and left before Linda and I got there.â
âFair enough,â Rep said. âWhich takes us back to the key question: if it wasnât jealous rage that sent Peter running off in the first place, what was it? If we can answer that question
and
sell your laws-of-human-nature premise, then what Peter said to me not only isnât incriminating, itâs almost an alibi.â
âBut the police donât sleep with me, so they wonât pay any attention to metaphysical speculation borrowed from G. K. Chesterton. Once they get a sharp saber and a whiff of adultery, theyâll stop looking at anything else and work on nailing Peter for the murder. He needs help from someone else.â
âWhich unfortunately canât be us,â Rep said. âApart from everything else, thereâs the detail that I donât know any criminal law. I deliberately forgot everything Iâd learned about it fifteen minutes after the bar exam.â
âWell,â Melissa said dubiously, ânobodyâs perfect.â
âAlthough you come close, beloved. But close doesnât cut it. We canât
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