on with relentless cheer, âyou needed those shoes to figure out how to teleport back and forth.â
âYes, you had to click your heels together.â From Jessica, who was also cruel. Because this was the life I had chosen: free of yes-men. âThereâs no place like Macyâs; thereâs no place like Macyâsââ
âI hate you both,â I announced. âSo much.â Why were these terrible women entrusted with infants? Was this why society was screwed?
âBut now you donât even need the shoes.â
No, I didnât need the shoes anymore. But for the longest time, no matter how often I practiced, Iâd go from Hell and end up in the garden shed. Every damned time. Took weeks of practice just to âport into the house. These days, my control was better, but I donât think it was because I was improving. I think I just worried less, because we had bigger problems. And when I worried less, things just fell into place.
âNo, I donât need the shoes anymore.â
âSo you just . . . what?â
âI focus. I concentrate.â I waited for the scorn and guffaws. âAnd then Iâm there.â
âIâm not sure whatâs stranger . . . how youâre changing or how quickly weâre getting used to the changes.â
I shrugged as she popped BabyJon into the portable crib sheâd set up in the corner. She had a pointâfive years ago, I was still alive; I had a day job; I was dateless and not a little aimless. My biggest worries were avoiding the Ant and not strangling the executives I worked with, the ones who thought dumping a box of paper clips into a copy machine meant the copies would come out clipped. * If this was a TV show, the âpreviously on the Betsy showâ part would take hours.
âHow come youâre here? Not that I mind, but I thought we agreed the babies were safer elsewhere until the ruckus died down.â
âThey are,â Mom agreed, âbut that doesnât mean we canât visit.â
âActually, I thought that was exactly what itââ
âDick had to quit the Cop Shop,â Jessica said abruptly, putting a twin down beside BabyJon. Port-a-cribs, I was coming to learn, were one of the greatest inventions ever to spring from the mind of (wo)man. They were right up there with the telephone in terms of convenience. Thirty seconds to set up! Ten to take down! Goddamned miraculous is what it was, and oh hell, that was bad.
âWell, shit,â I said, dismayed. Detective Richard Berry, also known as Jessicaâs boyfriend and sire of weird babies, had been in our lives before Iâd died (the first time). Iâd been attacked outside Khanâs Mongolian BBQ by a pack of feral, yowling, howling vampires, fended them off with well-placed kicks from the toes of my pointy shoes (thank goodness Iâd avoided round-toed shoes that day) and my purse, like it was 1955 instead of the twenty-first century. I didnât know it then, but that had been step one of my evolution from out-of-work administrative assistant to reigning queen of vampires/Hell. *
Anyway, Detective Dick had been the cop assigned to my case. Weâd flirted with the idea of flirting, but to be frank, wealthy blonds with swimmersâ builds didnât do it for me. I didnât know it at the time, but I liked them tall, dark, and vampiric. (And also wealthy. But in fairness to
moi
, I had no idea Eric Sinclair was rich when we met. Mostly I was focusedon how much I loathed the very sight of him. We did not meet cute.)
âBut Richard loves being a cop,â my mother said. Sheâd gone right over to Jess and patted her, and Jessica sort of leanedâcasually, like she wasnât consciously doing itâuntil she was basically slumped onto my mom like a gorgeous gangly leech. âHe never needed that job.â
Truth. Richard Berry was rich, rich,
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