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    Times is a three-center, and
    over-priced at that, but I've been dropping that same chip into Peoria's change-box
    since time out of mind. He's a good
    kid, and making good grades in school--I took it on myself to check that last year,
    after he'd helped me out on the
    Weld case. If Peoria hadn't shown up on Harris Brunner's houseboat when he did, I'd
    still be trying to swim with my
    feet cemented into a kerosene drum, somewhere off Malibu. To say I owe him a lot is an
    understatement.
    In the course of that particular investigation (Peoria Smith, not Harris Brunner and
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    Mavis Weld), I even found out the
    kid's real name, although wild horses wouldn't have dragged it out of me. Peoria's
    father took a permanent
    coffee-break out a ninth-floor office window on Black Friday, his mother's the only
    white frail working in that goofy
    Chinese laundry down on La Punta, and the kid's blind. With all that, does the world
    need to know they hung Francis on
    him when he was too young to fight back? The defense rests.
    If anything really juicy happened the night before, you almost always find it on the
    front page of the Times, left side,
    just below the fold. I turned the newspaper over and saw that a bandleader of the
    Cuban persuasion had suffered a heart
    attack while dancing with his female vocalist at The Carousel in Burbank. He died an
    hour later at L.A. General. I had
    some sympathy for the maestro's widow, but none for the man himself. My opinion is
    that people who go dancing in
    Burbank deserve what they get.
    I opened to the sports section to see how Brooklyn had done in their doubleheader with
    the Cards the day before. ``How
    about you, Peoria? Everyone holding their own in your castle? Moats and battlements
    all in good repair?''
    `Ì'll say, Mr. Umney! Oh, boy!''
    Something in his voice caught my attention, and I lowered the paper to take a closer
    look at him. When I did, I saw
    what a gilt-edged shamus like me should have seen right away: the kid was all but
    busting with happiness.
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    ``You look like somebody just gave you six tickets to the first game of the World
    Series,'' I said. ``What's the buzz,
    Peoria?''
    ``My mom hit the lottery down in Tijuana!'' he said. ``Forty thousand bucks! We're
    rich, brother! Rich!''
    I gave him a grin he couldn't see and ruffled his hair. It popped his cowlick up, but
    what the hell. ``Whoa, hold the
    phone. How old are you, Peoria?''
    ``Twelve in May. You know that, Mr. Umney, you gave me a polo-shirt. But I don't see
    what that has to do with--''
    ``Twelve's old enough to know that sometimes people get what they want to happen mixed
    up with what actually does
    happen. That's all I meant.''
    `Ìf you're talkin about daydreams, you're right--I do know all about em,'' Peoria
    said, running his hands over the back
    of his head in an effort to make his cowlick lie down again, ``but this ain't no
    daydream, Mr. Umney. It's real! My
    Uncle Fred went down and picked up the cash yest'y afternoon. He brought it back in
    the saddlebag of his Vinnie! I
    smelled it! Hell, I rolled in it! It was spread all over my mom's bed! Richest feeling
    I ever had, let me tell you-forty-froggin-thousand smackers!''
    ``Twelve may be old enough to know the difference between daydreams and what's real,
    but it's not old enough for that
    kind of talk,'' I said. It sounded good--I'm sure the Legion of Decency would have
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    approved two thousand per
    cent--but my mouth was running on automatic pilot, and I barely heard what was coming
    out of it. I was too busy
    trying to get my brain wrapped around what he'd just told me. Of one thing I was
    absolutely positive: he'd made a
    mistake. He must have made a mistake, because if it was true, then Peoria wouldn't be
    standing here

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