You gave her clit a black eye. Shit, you somethin’ else girl.”
“And then some.” Angelique snarled at me playfully. “I gave that bitch an uppercut straight from the basement.”
I put my hand in the air. “Gimme some up top. I’m so proud of you right now. You whoopin’ ass like yours truly.”
She gave me a stiff high five. It felt good to joke and laugh with her again…a little too good.
~Break It Up
Dallas couldn’t take her eyes off the parking lot. She kept staring at her fiancé and his ex-girlfriend slash baby mama like they were statues in a museum.
“Did you see that?” Honey flashed her a quick look.
“Yeah , I saw it.” Dallas sighed heavily.
“I thought you told me she cheated on him with Thad. I thought Tyce couldn’t stand her.”
Dallas’s former boss sucked her teeth and shook her head emphatically.
“Dallas that shit don’t look like he hates her to me. Remember baby doll, you used to seduce men for a living and you know when a nigga is sweet on a bitch. You see the way she was throwing her titties all up in his face. And did you see her outfit? Don’t no broad wear that shit to her daughter ’s fuckin’ doctor’s appointment. Her ass put that on cuz she knew he would be there. She ain’t foolin’ nobody. She’s trying to seduce your man, and he don’t even see it. He over there high fiving her ass in shit. You wanna go snatch her ass up?” Honey flipped her blonde weave over her shoulder.
Dallas gave the question some serious thought and then she shook her head no.
“Naw, jus’ wait here until they leave. I’ll deal with it later. Thanks again for pickin’ me up. I couldn’t take my car, cuz they woulda seen me. I owe you one.” Dallas watched Tyce get into his Range Rover.
Honey’s gold bracelet slid down her skinny wrist as she waved her hand. “Girl you don’t owe me shit. You woulda done the same thing for me. And besides, I feel kinda responsible for this whole thing.”
“Why?” Dallas watched Angelique get into her car after securing Khari in her car seat.
“Cuz, if I never woulda sent you to meet him that night at the hotel then you wouldn’t even be here right now. I jus’ knew how particular Tyce was when it came to workin’ girls , so I asked you to go on the date.”
“Girl , all this shit ain’t your fault. I wanted to meet him after hearing so much about him from the other girls. It was my choice to go and I don’t regret any of it. I’ll be damned if I jus’ let this bitch slide in and jack my future husband right out from under me.”
Honey watched the Jaguar and the Range Rover leave the busy parking lot and turn onto the street one after the other.
“Well baby doll, you may have the ring, but she has his attention.”
Dallas put her seat belt on , but didn’t respond.
“Let’s get out of here.”
~Tell Me Something Good
Dwayne walked into my office with a sandwich from Subway under his arm, carrying a medium sized back pack in his hand.
“Wasup? J us’ give me a few minutes to hook up my computer and I’ll be good to go.”
I looked at him from behind my desk. “That’s cool do your thing. Did you bring some food for me too?” I teased him.
“Damn, I would have if you woulda told me you were hungry. I would give you half of this sub, but it’s a ham sandwich and I know you don’t eat pork anymore.”
I stretched my arms above my head and arched my back. “Naw, Tyce got me off the swine. He wouldn’t let me order it when we ate out and after I got pregnant he wouldn’t even let me touch it.”
Dwayne set his back pack on my desk. “Shit, pork taste too good not to eat it. I love me some ham and bacon. That shit is like crack with protein in it.”
It took Dwayne less than 10 minutes to set up his computer and less than six minutes to wolf down h is five dollar foot long. Finally he was ready to get down to business. He rubbed his palms together and typed the password into his
“And then some.” Angelique snarled at me playfully. “I gave that bitch an uppercut straight from the basement.”
I put my hand in the air. “Gimme some up top. I’m so proud of you right now. You whoopin’ ass like yours truly.”
She gave me a stiff high five. It felt good to joke and laugh with her again…a little too good.
~Break It Up
Dallas couldn’t take her eyes off the parking lot. She kept staring at her fiancé and his ex-girlfriend slash baby mama like they were statues in a museum.
“Did you see that?” Honey flashed her a quick look.
“Yeah , I saw it.” Dallas sighed heavily.
“I thought you told me she cheated on him with Thad. I thought Tyce couldn’t stand her.”
Dallas’s former boss sucked her teeth and shook her head emphatically.
“Dallas that shit don’t look like he hates her to me. Remember baby doll, you used to seduce men for a living and you know when a nigga is sweet on a bitch. You see the way she was throwing her titties all up in his face. And did you see her outfit? Don’t no broad wear that shit to her daughter ’s fuckin’ doctor’s appointment. Her ass put that on cuz she knew he would be there. She ain’t foolin’ nobody. She’s trying to seduce your man, and he don’t even see it. He over there high fiving her ass in shit. You wanna go snatch her ass up?” Honey flipped her blonde weave over her shoulder.
Dallas gave the question some serious thought and then she shook her head no.
“Naw, jus’ wait here until they leave. I’ll deal with it later. Thanks again for pickin’ me up. I couldn’t take my car, cuz they woulda seen me. I owe you one.” Dallas watched Tyce get into his Range Rover.
Honey’s gold bracelet slid down her skinny wrist as she waved her hand. “Girl you don’t owe me shit. You woulda done the same thing for me. And besides, I feel kinda responsible for this whole thing.”
“Why?” Dallas watched Angelique get into her car after securing Khari in her car seat.
“Cuz, if I never woulda sent you to meet him that night at the hotel then you wouldn’t even be here right now. I jus’ knew how particular Tyce was when it came to workin’ girls , so I asked you to go on the date.”
“Girl , all this shit ain’t your fault. I wanted to meet him after hearing so much about him from the other girls. It was my choice to go and I don’t regret any of it. I’ll be damned if I jus’ let this bitch slide in and jack my future husband right out from under me.”
Honey watched the Jaguar and the Range Rover leave the busy parking lot and turn onto the street one after the other.
“Well baby doll, you may have the ring, but she has his attention.”
Dallas put her seat belt on , but didn’t respond.
“Let’s get out of here.”
~Tell Me Something Good
Dwayne walked into my office with a sandwich from Subway under his arm, carrying a medium sized back pack in his hand.
“Wasup? J us’ give me a few minutes to hook up my computer and I’ll be good to go.”
I looked at him from behind my desk. “That’s cool do your thing. Did you bring some food for me too?” I teased him.
“Damn, I would have if you woulda told me you were hungry. I would give you half of this sub, but it’s a ham sandwich and I know you don’t eat pork anymore.”
I stretched my arms above my head and arched my back. “Naw, Tyce got me off the swine. He wouldn’t let me order it when we ate out and after I got pregnant he wouldn’t even let me touch it.”
Dwayne set his back pack on my desk. “Shit, pork taste too good not to eat it. I love me some ham and bacon. That shit is like crack with protein in it.”
It took Dwayne less than 10 minutes to set up his computer and less than six minutes to wolf down h is five dollar foot long. Finally he was ready to get down to business. He rubbed his palms together and typed the password into his
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