looks worried,â I tell him.
âNo. Iâm smiling.â
âBut itâs a sort of worried smile, not your usual one.â
âI must try harder, for the sake of the business.â
âDad, a lot of kids at Samsara High have parents who are separated. The teachers keep telling us itâs no big deal.â
âYour mother and I are not planning to divorce. We love each other and we love you boys. I promise.â
I need comfort food. I pull out a packet of chocolate-coated peanuts from the charity box next to the till.
âYou have to pay for those,â says Dad. âTheyâre to help the orphans in Sumatra or something.â
âI will.â
Dad takes a pack too. We chomp on chocolate peanuts.
âThese taste disgusting, Dad.â
âWell, theyâve been here a while now. I told your mother we shouldnât have taken that box.â
âMaybe whoever left it has forgotten about it?â I say. Dad shakes his head. âPeople never forget when it comes to money. Mark my words, weâll have orphans from Sumatra banging on our door one day, demanding money or their chocolate peanuts back.â
âI think Iâll have to spit this out,â I say.
âItâs a shame Stanley Krongold isnât here,â says Dad, chewing slowly. âYou could spit it at him.â
I spit the peanuts in the bin.
âWhy does he keep coming around?â I ask.
âHeâs trying to wear us down.â
âBut he wonât, will he?â
âNever. We are invisible.â
âThat would be cool,â I say, âbut I think you mean
invincible
.â
Dad decides to spit his peanuts into the bin as well. I am proudly showing Mum my nearly finished Ponderosa website. I am trying to think of FAQs, but Iâm struggling. I canât think of any Qs, let alone ones that are FA.
âShould I mention that there has never been a serious fire at The Ponderosa?â I say.
âNo,â says Mum.
âWhat about, âThere has never been a major disaster of any sort at the Ponderosaâ?â
âIt might be better to focus on other things. Like the beach and the wildlife.â
âI have described you as cheerful managers. Is that okay?â
âOf course it is. Even if weâre not all that cheerful at the moment. It will pass.â
Sam rings the next morning as I am beating doormats. I imagine that the doormats are Stanley Krongold, which makes my work easier. My pulse races so quickly that I wonder if itâs possible to have a heart attack at the age of thirteen years, ten months, three weeks, six days and sixteen hours.
âHow have you been?â I say.
âGood,â says Sam. âYou?â
âI was afraid you wouldnât call.â
âI said I would.â
âI know, but things havenât been going that well for me lately. One of our guests had his pants stolen by a koala.â
Sam laughs, even though I donât think itâs funny.
I explain about how my parents are arguing, and Grandma is making life difficult and Xander is worse than ever. Sam cuts in.
âDo you still want to see me play the flute?â
âSure. Of course. I want to see you. Even more than the next Star Wars movie.â
âThe woodwind ensemble will be giving a concert this afternoon.â
Sam tells me that they will be playing a selection of popular classics, including âAir on the G Stringâ by J. S. Bach. I laugh at the title. Sam groans. Apparently
everyone
laughs when they hear the title. The âG Stringâ refers to a string on a musical instrument. J. S. Bach did not, in fact, write a tune to be played on skimpy underwear. I tell Sam that Iâll be at the concert, if my assistant managerial duties permit, which Iâm pretty sure they do.
âSee you, Adam.â
âSee you, Sam.â
âOh, one more thing.â
I pray for Sam to tell me that she
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