âThereâs really no need,â I said. âIâll look after you just fine, even without the tip.â
âNo, take the money.â Again, he thrust the notes at me.
âGive it to the boss, if you like,â I said.
âItâs for you.â
âItâs fine, honestly.â
I was aware that we were going through a little power play. I did not want to immediately put myself in the position of being one of McKennyâs lackeys.
He took back the notes and stuffed them into his pocket. âDo you know who I am?â
âI do, Mr McKenny.â
âCall me Ed, then.â
âIâll call you Ed, then. Can I get you anything to drink?â
âI want a bottle of vintage Krug, if youâve got it.â
âWe certainly had it,â I said. âWe may have had a run on the vintage Krug tonight. If we donât have any, Iâll see what I can rustle up.â
McKenny took off his odd little glasses and looked at me. Sizing me up.
âSee what you can rustle up.â
The other staff, particularly the waitresses, were agog to know what Mr McKenny had said to me. âHeâs so gorgeous,â Janeen said.
âI wish I was waiting on his table,â Tracy said.
âYou wouldnât like him up close,â I said. âHorribly lined. And heâs wearing yellow sunglasses.â
âThatâs because heâs a rock star,â Tracy said, moony-eyed as she gazed over into the corner. âRock stars can get away with any colour sunglasses they like.â
âEven at night.â
âI think heâs got sensitive eyes,â Tracy said. âI used to have his poster up on my bedroom wall. Theyâre lovely hazel eyes. I used to kiss him on the lips before I went to sleep.â
âI donât want to spoil your fantasy, Tracy,â I said. âBut Iâm not sure Ed has aged that well.â
âHeâs so sexy,â Michelle said.
Unlike the waitresses, the waiters were more circumspect. McKenny had what the rest of them all wanted: fame and glory and millions of pounds in the bank, as well as a sultry, brooding beauty of a girlfriend.
Iâd found McKenny his bottle of vintage Krug and poured it without mishap. The next time we chatted was when I was clearing away their main courses. Like Oliver, I had decided to take away two plates at a time, rather than go through the messiness of stacking at the table. McKenny had hardly touched his fish; I donât think heâd even had a mouthful.
âWas everything all right?â I asked.
McKenny flicked his hand dismissively.
âWhat sort of music do you listen to?â he asked.
I stood there by the table with a plate in each hand. It was an unusual way to be holding a conversation. âI like Beethoven. I like Mozart. But most of all, I like Bach.â
âGood old Johann Sebastian,â he said.
âDo you listen to much classical music?â
The reaction of the three other diners was interesting. McKennyâs children were intrigued at how their dad was having a perfectly normal conversation with, of all things, a waiter. His lover looked at me for the first time â she really was extraordinarily beautiful â
before staring out of the window. Her hands were exquisitely manicured and she wore a ring with a ruby that was the size of a hazelnut. How bored she seemed. What a waste: all that beauty, but no energy and not a spark of life to be seen. I wondered what they did for fun outside the bedroom.
âI do listen to classical music,â McKenny said.
I smiled. âWasnât one of your tunes based on a Beethoven sonata?â
âThatâs right.â He laughed. âDidnât have to pay the bugger a penny in royalties!â
âMust be the way forward,â I said. âIf the tunes still hold up after two hundred years, then theyâre bound to be pretty catchy.â
McKenny poured himself
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