curious, but she wasnât. She just thought it would be cool for a while, or at least while she was a member of the Alliance. 55 The minute she left the GSA, which she did after an incident with another memberâs brother at a dance, she was ruler-straight again.
Down came Portia de Rossi, up went Justin Timberlake, because sheâd joined Song and Dance Club.
DeVries is such a compulsive liar that sheâs kind of an icon around the Art Farm. Her lies are like little Fabergé eggs: unexpected, intricately detailed, and completely and utterly pointless.
When Dusk proposed that I confront Lisette DeVries, she was essentially asking me to take a ornate little egg of a person and smash her against the ground. I said as much.
âSo narrow it down,â Dusk said. âPick one obvious lie. Right now the burning question is does she really think sheâs a member of the First Nations.â
âI canât do that,â I squawked. âShe might be one-fortieth Aboriginal or something. What if thatâs the one thing about her that turns out to be true? Itâs not my place to ask. So what if she wants to be someone sheâs not.â
âYou know,â said Neil, using his fork to drag a hash brown through a puddle of ketchup, âIâd like to be someone Iâm not.â
âThereâs no one better than you,â I told him. Because it was true.
âIâm doing you a favor by giving you a subject with so many points of entry,â said Dusk.
âWhat?â
âShe means that Lisette is constructed of eighty-five percent lies,â said Neil. âYou could ask her about just about anything and if she answered honestly, youâd have uncovered a truth.â
âThat reasoning is flawed.â
Dusk leaned across the table and put a hand on mine. Neil, sitting beside me, did the same.
âUgh!â I said, flinching. âStop touching me! Both of you.â
âNot until you promise,â said Dusk.
âYou are going to love dancing with the truth. Seriously,â said Neil.
âIâm not ready.â
âSo spend some time with her first. Donât just dive in there.â 56
âYou are both terrible people.â
âWe appreciate your honesty,â said Dusk and Neil at the same time.
âFine.â
They let go of my hands and looked very pleased with themselves.
âBut Iâm not doing it right away. I have to warm up.â 57
âFine. We have other truths to discover while you conduct research and surveillance,â said Dusk.
Research. There was only so much research I could conduct. At least researching Lisette DeVries would be easier than poking any further into my sisterâs recent past.
Monday, October 1
The Opposite of a Starfish
The good news about Lisette from a tracking and monitoring perspective was that she was the opposite of unobtrusive. In fact, she was full-blown trusive.
At about the time the Truth Commission started, Lisette had thrown herself body, soul, and fashion sense into the Indigenous Art and Performance Program. In a move that Iâm pretty sure violates every protocol there is, she had given herself a spirit name, which she said was given to her in a secret ceremony by a very powerful yet little-known elder from Haida Gwaii. 58 The elder was so little known that no one, including our schoolâs First Nations elders, students, and teachers had ever heard of her. The spirit name was âRed Starfish,â and she started using it in everyday conversation. 59
She had a temporary tattoo of a red starfish on her neck, where it looked like the worst melanoma dreamt up by an oncologist who ever ate spicy food late at night.
She started wearing Native-inspired clothing with madcap abandon and a complete disregard for coherence or accuracy. Her wardrobe included items significant to the peoples of the about twenty different nations, plus Pendleton Mills, Disney,
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