The Top Gear Story

The Top Gear Story by Martin Roach

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began to crash down on the presenters’ cars as well as those of the crew. Genuinely fearing for their safety, the Top Gear convoy sped off. The appalled southerners gave chase and the screen footage was even left blank for a few moments when the team realised they could be in big trouble. After a frantic stop to hastily wash off the offending graffiti and a frenzied race to the county border, as in an unexpected real-life horror movie such as Jeepers Creepers , both trio and crew eventually made it to safety.
    Clarkson was left to rue the whole frightening episode: ‘In certain parts of America, people have started to mate with vegetables!’ On-camera, he admits that he’s now so homesick that he pines for a homosexual British flight attendant to serve him tea and scones.
    The brilliant piece of television came to a close with devastating poignancy: they arrived in New Orleans after all their tomfoolery and that redneck incident, only to suddenly be brought back down to earth by the horrific devastation caused to that city by Hurricane Katrina. The dynamic brilliantly brings home the human cost of this natural disaster. As the three drove round what looked like a war zone, their faces were genuinely pallid, open-mouthed and speechless at the blitzed landscape. Jeremy asks how America can sleep at night knowing New Orleans is still in such a mess one year after the hurricane struck. Suddenly, all thoughts of selling their cars and winning any challenge were gone; eventually they worked with a local mission to give the cars away to people whose lives had been wrecked by the storm.
    Back in Blighty, Clarkson was still clearly exasperated and the following week’s column in The Times made no attempt to hide his contempt for much of what he had just seen. Having kissed the ground when he landed back in Blighty, he proceeded to rail against the paranoia, the bureaucracy, the conservatism and litigation culture in what he called America’s ‘police state’.
    When the team reunited in the studio to screen the trip, they revealed that in New Orleans an American lawyer had expressed her disappointment at the car they’d given away, saying it was different to what she’d thought had been offered, and apparently even threatening to sue for misrepresentation. James May was safe, though – he couldn’t even give his Cadillac away! This masterful Top Gear special ends by rightfully being described asa ‘proper Boy’s Own adventure’, before Clarkson concludes they have learnt two important lessons: yes, you can buy rather than rent and second, don’t go to America. Genius!

CHAPTER 9
The Stig: Top Gear’s Tame Racing Driver
    A s typified by the inclusion of Stig’s American cousin in the superb ‘US Road Trip’ special, the brilliant presenting talents of the three main characters in Top Gear are substantially complemented by the show’s ‘tame racing driver’, a cartoon character which had, in a very short space of time, become a central part of the programme’s massive appeal.
    At the time of writing, the real identity of The Stig has recently been the subject of a High Court dispute between the BBC and HarperCollins, publishers of the life story of a certain racing driver. Top Gear fans were shocked and excited in equal measure when it was announced that the man behind the famous white helmet had written his autobiography and was therefore about to reveal one of television’s most closely guarded secrets but for now, let’s rewind and trace the origins and history of one of modern TV’s most famous images.
    The Stig wasn’t always so well known. For the debutappearance on the first show of the new Top Gear , the character was a pragmatic and safe necessity. All three of Top Gear ’s presenters are known to be very capable drivers indeed, far superior to the man on the street, but the quantity and speed of so many of the

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