out loud. I dont hear a voice. I dont hear my own, for that matter. But I have heard him. White
Well why couldnt Jesus just be in your head? Black
He is in my head. White
Well I don’t understand what it is that you’re trying to tell me. Black
I know you dont, honey. Look. The first thing you got to understand is that I aint got a original thought in my head. If it aint got the lingerin scent of divinity to it then I aint interested. White
The lingering scent of divinity. Black
Yeah. You like that? White
It’s not bad. Black
I heard it on the radio. Black preacher. But the point is I done tried it the other way. And I dont mean chippied, neither. Runnin blindfold through the woods with the bit tween your teeth. Oh man. Didnt I try it though. If you can find a soul that give it a better shot than me I’d like to meet him. I surely would. And what do you reckon it got me? White
I dont know. What did it get you? Black
Death in life. That’s what it got me. White
Death in life. Black
Yeah. Walkin around death. Too dead to even know enough to lay down. White
I see. Black
I dont think so. But let me ask you this question. White
All right. Black
Have you ever read this book? White
I’ve read parts of it. I’ve read in it. Black
Have you ever read it? White
I read The Book of Job. Black
Have. You. Ever. Read. It. White
No. Black
But you is read a lot of books. White
Yes. Black
How many would you say you read? White
I’ve no idea. Black
Ball park. White
I dont know. Two a week maybe. A hundred a year. For close to forty years.
The black takes up his pencil and licks it and falls to squinting at his pad, adding numbers laboriously, his tongue in the corner of his mouth, one hand on his head. White
Forty times a hundred is four thousand. Black
(Almost laughing) I’m just messin with you, Professor. Give me a number. Any number you like. And I’ll give you forty times it back. White
Twenty-six. Black
A thousand and forty. White
A hundred and eighteen. Black
Four thousand seven hundred and twenty. White
Four thousand seven hundred and twenty. Black
Yeah. White
The answer is the question. Black
Say what? White
That’s your new number. Black
Four thousand seven hundred and twenty? White
Yes. Black
That’s a big number, Professor. White
Yes it is. Black
Do you know the answer? White
No. I dont. Black
It’s a hundred and eighty-eight thousand and eight hundred.
They sit.
White
Let me have that.
The black slides the pad and pencil across the table. The professor does the figures and looks at them and looks at the black. He slides the pencil and paper back across the table and sits back. White
How do you do that? Black
Numbers is the black man’s friend. Butter and eggs. Crap table. You quick with numbers you can put the mojo on you brother. Confiscate the contents of his pocketbook. You get a lot of time to practice that shit in the jailhouse. White
I see. Black
But let’s get back to all them books you done read. You think maybe you read four thousand books. White
Probably. Maybe more than that. Black
But you aint read this one. White
No. Not the whole book. No. Black
Why is that? White
I dont know. Black
What would you say is the best book that ever was wrote? White
I have no idea. Black
Take a shot. White
There are a lot of good books. Black
Well pick one. White
Maybe War and Peace. Black
All right. You think that’s a better book than this one? White
I dont know. They’re different kinds of books. Black
This War and Peace book. That’s a book that somebody made up,