The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro Page B

to this day, alongside those other more obviously unforgettable occurrences that were to take place during that remarkable week. Lord Darlington called me into his study, and I could see at once that he was in a state of some agitation. He seated himself at his desk and, as usual, resorted to holding open a book – this time it was
Who’s Who –
turning a page to and fro.
    ‘Oh, Stevens,’ he began with a false air of nonchalance, but then seemed at a loss how to continue. I remained standing there ready to relieve his discomfort at the first opportunity. His lordship went on fingering his page for a moment, leaned forward to scrutinize an entry, then said:
    ‘Stevens, I realize this is a somewhat irregular thing to ask you to do.’
    ‘Sir?’
    ‘It’s just that one has so much of importance on one’s mind just now.’
    ‘I would be very glad to be of assistance, sir.’
    ‘I’m sorry to bring up a thing like this, Stevens. I know you must be awfully busy yourself. But I can’t see how on earth to make it go away.’
    I waited a moment while Lord Darlington returned his attention to
Who’s Who
. Then he said, without looking up: ‘You are familiar, I take it, with the facts of life.’
    ‘Sir?’
    The facts of life, Stevens. Birds, bees. You are familiar, aren’t you?’
    ‘I’m afraid I don’t quite follow you, sir.’
    ‘Let me put my cards on the table, Stevens. Sir David is a very old friend. And he’s been invaluable in organizing the present conference. Without him, I dare say, we’d not have secured M. Dupont’s agreement to come.’
    ‘Indeed, sir.’
    ‘However, Stevens, Sir David has his funny side. You may have noticed it yourself. He’s brought his son, Reginald, with him. To act as secretary. The point is, he’s engaged to be married. Young Reginald, I mean.’
    ‘Yes, sir.’
    ‘Sir David has been attempting to tell his son the facts of life for the last five years. The young man is now twenty-three.’
    ‘Indeed, sir.’
    ‘I’ll get to the point, Stevens. I happen to be the young man’s godfather. Accordingly, Sir David has requested that
I
convey to young Reginald the facts of life.’
    ‘Indeed, sir.’
    ‘Sir David himself finds the task rather daunting and suspects he will not accomplish it before Reginald’s wedding day.’
    ‘Indeed, sir.’
    ‘The point is, Stevens, I’m terribly busy. Sir David should know that, but he’s asked me none the less.’ His lordship paused and went on studying his page.
    ‘Do I understand, sir,’ I said, ‘that you wish
me
to convey the information to the young gentleman?’
    ‘If you don’t mind, Stevens. Be an awful lot off my mind. Sir David continues to ask me every couple of hours if I’ve done it yet.’
    ‘I see, sir. It must be most trying under the present pressures.’
    ‘Of course, this is far beyond the call of duty, Stevens.’
    ‘I will do my best, sir. I may, however, have difficulty finding the appropriate moment to convey such information.’
    ‘I’d be very grateful if you’d even try, Stevens. Awfully decent of you. Look here, there’s no need to make a song and dance of it. Just convey the basic facts and be done with it. Simple approach is the best, that’s my advice, Stevens.’
    ‘Yes, sir. I shall do my best.’
    ‘Jolly grateful to you, Stevens. Let me know how you get on.’
    I was, as you might imagine, a little taken aback by this request and ordinarily the matter might have been one I would have spent some time pondering. Coming upon me as it did, however, in the midst of such a busy period, I could not afford to let it preoccupy me unduly, and I thus decided I should resolve it at the earliest opportunity. As I recall, then, it was only an hour or so after being first entrusted with the mission that I noticed the young Mr Cardinal alone in the library, sitting at one of the writing tables, absorbed in some documents. On studying the young gentleman closely, one could, as it were,