rest of the Perfectly Reasonable, no nods hello, no joy. Playing this gig was business, and thatâs all. They walked onstage.
âSo please give a head-shattering welcome to your gods made fleshâ¦the threeâ¦the onlyâ¦THE PERFECTLY REASONABLE.â
Skark strummed a guitar chordâ BARRUMPH âand I saw blood trickle from the left ear of the roadie I had been speaking with earlier. He noticed me staring.
âMy eardrum explodes a couple times a week,â said the roadie. âIâd get it fixed, but the band canât afford to pay the crewâs health insurance anymore.â
âTheyâre that poor?â
âUnless something happens to put them back in the spotlight, soon theyâll be playing weddings, though even that career would probably last about ten minutes.â
âWhy?â
âNo man in his right mind would trust Cad around his bride. The man is a fiend. You know bassists.â
âWhat about them?â
âChicks love a man with good hands. Do yourself a favor. Never bring a woman around Cad.â
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Every time Driver hit his snare drum, he wrenched my spine out of place; every time he hit a cymbal, he split my skull.
On bass, Cad could do anythingâbossa nova, Philadelphia soul, gypsy rumbaâhis hands moving so quickly they gave the visual effect of being at rest, draped over the fret board, shuddering every now and then before snapping back to their home position.
And soaring above the fray were the sounds of both Skarkâs guitar and his voice , which left no doubt in my mind that he was more alien than human.
His range was stunningâone moment his voice was a crisp, pitch-perfect tenor, and the next it would rise to hit notes so high I couldnât hear them at all, climbing upward and then disappearing from my auditory range altogether, even though I could see that his mouth was still open. If he fell silent, the audience did the same, waiting for him to speak. If he motioned for them to clap, they continued unprompted until he cut them off with a slash across his throat with the neck of his guitar. If he put his hand to the side of his temple to hear them sing his lyrics, they did so at full throat, or whatever parts of their bodies they used to make noise. When he asked if they wanted togo home with him, their affirmative response echoed through the stadium.
The crowd was surprisingly noisy, considering there was barely anybody present. The stadium itself was massiveâif you told me a hundred thousand people could have sat comfortably, I wouldnât have been surprisedâbut it looked like there were only a couple hundred fans in attendance, most of whom had crammed themselves into the first five rows. The rest of the arena was a ghost town, with the fans in the back having entire sections of bleachers all to themselves. I saw wisps of smoke rising above these nomads, who were altering their consciousness for the show, no doubt.
It was a depressing scene, though the fans who were there were quite loyalâwearing T-shirts bearing Skarkâs face, singing along with every lyric, shouting out song requests.
But halfway through the show, something went wrong.
The incident occurred while Skark was finishing a song called âYou Canât Hide,â a hard-driving dance number about visiting different planets in search of the perfect girl, which Driver had told me was one of the bandâs biggest hits.
For most of the song, the fans were rapturousâdancing wildly, singing along, using face tentacles to make out with each other. But as the song was ending, somebody shouted at the stage.
âPlay something new for once!â said the heckler. âThis is the same set you did five years ago. You think I donât remember?â
âWho said that?â said Skark, putting his hand over his eyes to block the lights.
âI said it ,â said the heckler. âAnd you know itâs
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