know it’s just a picture, but can you give me a time period?”
“Maybe if I held the blade, but not from this photo.”
“Come on, Henri, take a wild guess. Are we talking Russell Crowe in
Gladiator
or Harry Hamlin in
Clash of the Titans
?”
Toulon blew smoke into the air. “We are talking Nick Dial in
Clueless
.”
“Be nice,” Dial warned him, “or I’ll fine you for smoking.”
Toulon coughed, practically swallowing his cigarette in the process. How did Dial know he was smoking? He looked around again. Maybe the sneaky bastard had a nanny cam.
“That is insulting,” Toulon said. “I would do no such thing.”
“Of course you wouldn’t. Now answer my question. How old are we talking?”
“The second one. Harry Hamlin.”
Dial smiled. He loved making Toulon think in American terms. It was one of the simple joys in his life. “But this weapon is a replica, right?”
“Tell me, Nick. Do you know when Ancient Greece flourished?”
“Before Christ.”
“Several centuries before Christ. Now look at this picture. Does this sword look
that
old to you? Of course not. Therefore this sword is a replica.”
“Yet real enough to kill someone.”
“
Oui.
In that way, it is quite real.”
Dial nodded, thinking back to the blood at the crime scene. For a blade to pass through the bones and tendons of someone’s neck, it had to be remarkably strong. Probably some type of high-grade steel, he figured. Just to be sure, he made a note to ask a local blacksmith.
“Okay. What about the other picture? Anything helpful?”
Still puffing away, Toulon switched images on his screen and zoomed in on the photograph of the warrior. He studied his uniform, focusing on the intricacies of his armor, the shape of his full-size helmet, the way he held his sword. All of it looked authentic.
“Well,” Toulon said, “I’ve got good news and bad news.”
“Good news first.”
“If I had to guess, I would say this man is dressed as a Spartan.”
“Why do you think that?”
Toulon took a long drag on his cigarette, enjoying the flavor before he blew the smoke out of his nostrils like a cranky French dragon. “Notice the design of his headgear. No patterns. No decorations. No fancy flourishes. This is a helmet, not a work of art. If it had been Corinthian or Trojan or even Athenian, it would have been far more ornate, since those cultures supported the arts. The Spartan culture did not.”
He paused, taking another drag.
“Now look at the cuirass—the bronze armor that protects his chest and back. It is plain, too, except for the ridges of the rib cage and stomach. This is a design used by the Spartans. The muscular contours were meant to scare the enemy. And trust me, they did.”
“Anything else?”
“That is all for now. I’ll look some more once I drink my coffee.”
“Thanks. I’d appreciate that.” Dial finished his notes and was about to hang up when Toulon cleared his throat quite loudly. “What now?”
“You are forgetting something, no?”
“I said thanks.”
“No. It is not that. You still haven’t heard my bad news.”
“Crap, that’s right. What’s the bad news?”
Toulon smiled, eager to show off his knowledge. “The bad news is identical to the good news. If I had to guess, I would say this man is dressed as a Spartan.”
The comment puzzled Dial. “What’s your point?”
“Tell me, Nick, what do you know about the Spartans?”
“Not very much. They came from Sparta and they liked to fight.”
Toulon shook his head. “That is the understatement of the year.”
“How so?”
“How so?” he echoed, as he leaned back in his chair. “Since the dawn of man, there has
never
been a culture like the Spartans. From the moment of their birth until the time of their death, all Spartans were consumed by one thing: the art of war.”
“Can you give me an example?”
“
Oui,
I can give you thousands.”
“Great. But let’s start with one.”
Toulon took another
“Maybe if I held the blade, but not from this photo.”
“Come on, Henri, take a wild guess. Are we talking Russell Crowe in
Gladiator
or Harry Hamlin in
Clash of the Titans
?”
Toulon blew smoke into the air. “We are talking Nick Dial in
Clueless
.”
“Be nice,” Dial warned him, “or I’ll fine you for smoking.”
Toulon coughed, practically swallowing his cigarette in the process. How did Dial know he was smoking? He looked around again. Maybe the sneaky bastard had a nanny cam.
“That is insulting,” Toulon said. “I would do no such thing.”
“Of course you wouldn’t. Now answer my question. How old are we talking?”
“The second one. Harry Hamlin.”
Dial smiled. He loved making Toulon think in American terms. It was one of the simple joys in his life. “But this weapon is a replica, right?”
“Tell me, Nick. Do you know when Ancient Greece flourished?”
“Before Christ.”
“Several centuries before Christ. Now look at this picture. Does this sword look
that
old to you? Of course not. Therefore this sword is a replica.”
“Yet real enough to kill someone.”
“
Oui.
In that way, it is quite real.”
Dial nodded, thinking back to the blood at the crime scene. For a blade to pass through the bones and tendons of someone’s neck, it had to be remarkably strong. Probably some type of high-grade steel, he figured. Just to be sure, he made a note to ask a local blacksmith.
“Okay. What about the other picture? Anything helpful?”
Still puffing away, Toulon switched images on his screen and zoomed in on the photograph of the warrior. He studied his uniform, focusing on the intricacies of his armor, the shape of his full-size helmet, the way he held his sword. All of it looked authentic.
“Well,” Toulon said, “I’ve got good news and bad news.”
“Good news first.”
“If I had to guess, I would say this man is dressed as a Spartan.”
“Why do you think that?”
Toulon took a long drag on his cigarette, enjoying the flavor before he blew the smoke out of his nostrils like a cranky French dragon. “Notice the design of his headgear. No patterns. No decorations. No fancy flourishes. This is a helmet, not a work of art. If it had been Corinthian or Trojan or even Athenian, it would have been far more ornate, since those cultures supported the arts. The Spartan culture did not.”
He paused, taking another drag.
“Now look at the cuirass—the bronze armor that protects his chest and back. It is plain, too, except for the ridges of the rib cage and stomach. This is a design used by the Spartans. The muscular contours were meant to scare the enemy. And trust me, they did.”
“Anything else?”
“That is all for now. I’ll look some more once I drink my coffee.”
“Thanks. I’d appreciate that.” Dial finished his notes and was about to hang up when Toulon cleared his throat quite loudly. “What now?”
“You are forgetting something, no?”
“I said thanks.”
“No. It is not that. You still haven’t heard my bad news.”
“Crap, that’s right. What’s the bad news?”
Toulon smiled, eager to show off his knowledge. “The bad news is identical to the good news. If I had to guess, I would say this man is dressed as a Spartan.”
The comment puzzled Dial. “What’s your point?”
“Tell me, Nick, what do you know about the Spartans?”
“Not very much. They came from Sparta and they liked to fight.”
Toulon shook his head. “That is the understatement of the year.”
“How so?”
“How so?” he echoed, as he leaned back in his chair. “Since the dawn of man, there has
never
been a culture like the Spartans. From the moment of their birth until the time of their death, all Spartans were consumed by one thing: the art of war.”
“Can you give me an example?”
“
Oui,
I can give you thousands.”
“Great. But let’s start with one.”
Toulon took another
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