nothing. In the cellar, the one that is supposed to contain provisions â where, in the Bantelmannsâ house there are lots of bottles and tins, all clean and tidy and arranged on handy shelves in order of size â there is nothing of the kind. No. Here there are only more packing cases. Bigones and little ones, a few actually folded up, but most of them just thrown here and there.
âWell?â says Fridz. She seems to be delighted by these boxes.
âBoxes,â say the Konrads. Nothing to be all that very thrilled about.
âYes, exactly,â says Fridz. âAny number of super boxes. So we can send the stupid cow her rabbit plague. Without her knowing who has sent it.â
The old Konrad is not very surprised. He knew all along. But the new Konrad had wanted to wait and see what would happen. The old one just has to try and make the best of it now.
âSo are you really going to do it?â he says.
Fridz has already started to push some of the packing cases aside.
âWhat are you saying?â she says. âIt was your idea in the first place.â
Oh good lord! The old Konrad remembers: he did say something yesterday about setting a trap, but this idea with the rabbit â Fridz had thought that up all by herself. And in any case, heâd only meant to say something funny to cheer her up.
He was just about to say this in his defence, but the way Fridz is all business with these boxes, it doesnât look as if she would be interested in getting involved in a complicated conversation about who said what and who didnât.
She is tossing them around at such a rate that the boxes are practically whizzing by the Konradsâ ears. And now at last she lifts one up with both hands over her head and cries, âThis isthe one! Iâd hidden it under the others, just to be on the safe side.â
Youâd need to do that all right with this one, because it looks totally different from all the others. Itâs bright red, which is to say, it has been covered with bright red paper. And on top of that, several metres of luminous yellow ribbon has been wrapped around it, and on top of the box is the fattest, most crooked bow that the Konrads have ever seen.
âWow!â they both say.
âExactly!â says Fridz. She is looking very proud and that makes her look pretty. She turns the box around so that it can be seen from all sides.
âIt took me two hours yesterday to make it look like this. Good, isnât it?â
Right. Even if you wanted to contradict her, you couldnât do it.
What a box! On the top is an address label, written in three different colours and decorated all over with little hearts.
âWhat do you think?â says Fridz, making big eyes. âJust imagine how that cow will fall on it! Sheâll think the biggest, fattest present in the world is in it. And then ââ She presses the box to her chest, and dances around in a circle like an Indian. âThen sheâll tear the paper off and with her long fingernails sheâll pull the lid off, and sheâll reach in with her two greedy hands â and what will she pull out?â
But before the Konrads can say anything, Fridz lets the box fall and pretends she has something in her hands. She gives this something a crazed look and starts screeching, âEeeeeeek! Eeeeeeek! A rabbit! Help! Help!â
Then she pretends to chuck the thing away from her, and immediately she starts scratching herself all over. âEeeeeeek!â she keeps shouting. âIâm coming out in a rash! My hair is falling out! Iâm blue all over, and green! My teeth are going black! My toenails are curling up! Help! Help!â
Finally, she puts her hands around her throat and presses hard. âI canât breathe!â she gasps hoarsely, rolling her eyes. âI have a multinational animal fur allergy and I must, unfortunately, die a bit.â
She takes one hand from
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