the sport feel that way about it. Listen, I can teach you all about hunting. One weekend out with me, and youâll come back loving it.â
âNo,â Sidney snarled.
âIf nothing else, youâll enjoy getting out in the crisp mountain air. It will invigorate you.â
âNo! No! NO !â
âSid, I just know youâll enjoy the camaraderie of the hunting camp, the thrill of the pursuit, the â¦â
âNo, I tell you, no! Go home !â
â ⦠the free meat and â¦â
âFree meat?â
âSure. Just think of packing away all those free venison steaks and chops and roasts in the freezer.â
âFree meat. Venisonâs good, too. I tasted it once. Yeah, I wouldnât mind getting a bunch of free meat. Then, too, as you say, thereâs the hunting-camp camaraderie, the crisp mountain air, and the thrill of pursuit. But Iâm willing to put up with all that stuff if I can get some free meat.â
I would have patted him on the shoulder, but I didnât want to get my hands all dirty with leaf mold. âI can see right now you have the makings of a true sportsman,â I told him.
âSo how do I get this free deer?â Sidney asked.
âWell, you just go out with me and get it. Of course,
there are a few odds and ends youâll need to pick up down at Duffyâs Sporting Goods.â
âLike what?â
âOh, letâs see. Youâll need a rifle, of course. Outfitted with scope and sling. A couple boxes of shells. Seems to me thereâs something else. A knife! Youâll need a good hunting knife. And a whetstone. I nearly forgot the whetstone. That should be about it. You have a good pair of insulated boots, donât you? No? Oh, wool pants, youâll need wool pants and some good wool socks and a wool shirt and a down parka and some thermal underwear and an orange hunting vest and a red cap. Heck, that should do it. Good, youâre making a list. Did I say gloves? Get some gloves. Oh, binoculars! And a first-aid kit. And a survival kit, with a daypack to carry it in. Rope, youâll need a length of rope for dragging your free deer out of the mountains with. We could use my tent, of course, but it has a rip in the roof on the guestâs side. You might want to buy a tent. A subzero sleeping bag, did I mention that? Youâll probably want an insulated sleeping pad, too. Down booties are awfully nice to slip into when you take off your hunting boots, but theyâre optional. Then thereâs the grub, and thatâs it. Did I mention the hunting license and deer tag?â
âHmmmm,â Sidney said, studying his list. âJust how big are these free deer, anyway?â
âBig!â I said. âReal big!â
âGeez,â he said, âI donât know how I can afford to buy all the stuff on this list.â
âTake some advice from an old experienced hunterâmortgage the house.â
After Sidney purchased his outfit, I took him out to the gun-club range and we sighted in his rifle. He grouped his
last five shots right in the center of the bullâs-eye. Then I showed him my technique of scattering shots randomly around the target because, as I explained, you never know which way the deer might jump just as you pull the trigger.
âHow long before I learn to do that?â Sidney asked.
âYears,â I said. âItâs not something you master overnight.â
The day before the hunt, Retch Sweeney called up and said he would be able to go hunting after all.
âHow come heâs going?â Sidney snapped when I told him the news. They are not exactly bosom buddies.
âHeâs between jobs,â I said.
âI didnât know he ever worked,â Sidney growled. âWhen did he get laid off?â
âNineteen fifty-seven.â
I explained to Sidney the absolute necessity of being ready when Retch and I came to pick him up the
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