Constantine isâ¦questionable. Aquaman can breathe underwater, which I guess is subtle, but he can also talk to fish. Why?â
âJust wondering.â She watched as he carefully put the comics back in their Mylar bags and slid them gently into the brown bag. âSo, how long is this horror scheduled to last?â
âAn hour and a half.â
Chloe groaned. The lights dimmed and people clapped politely. The man with the scarf gave a little introduction. Chloe almost wished she still had a comic to look at. The poets were theoretically in order of who signed up first, but they tended to let the least worst go last.
Which meant that Amy was usually second or third.
If Iâm a superhero,
Chloe idly thought, I
should definitely get some better clothes. Clingier. Spandex. Tank tops and bike shorts.
Where did superwomen keep their extra tampons, anyway? Her foot tapped; she tried to keep it quiet through the first few readings. She would have given almost anything to be able to run outside. She hoped one of the poetsâ clove cigarettes would fall and catch the place on fire.
âAnd now, Amy Scotkin, reading three of her works.â
âWhoo-hoo!â Chloe shouted, cupping her hands to her mouth like she was at a sporting event.
âGo, Amy!â Paul shouted.
Amy blushed. âMy first one, âNight Swan.â. . .â
âHoly crap,â Chloe whispered in horror. âSheâs doing the âSwanâ again? All thirteen verses?â
âHey, a little support and positive thought might be welcome here,â Paul suggested.
Lo, my lover lies asleep
In a twin bed with black satin sheets
In the gable nook of our hallowed nestâ¦.
Chloe clenched and unclenched her hands the entire time, her fingernails tingling. She looked over at Paul; he sat stillâ
trying
to look serious, she thought.
Call, call!
My night black swan!
Weep for the love that is lost
The scarlet threads of shame and shadow
That flow betwixt my breastsâ¦
Thirteen verses and approximately fifteen minutes later it was over. There were still two more Amy âspecials,â but the last one was new, so at least it was an unexpected horror. And there was a break just two poets later.
âHoly shit,â Chloe said as she and Paul went up to die bar afterward to reorder. âI think it gets harder every time.â
âYeah, some of those poets were atrocious,â he agreed.
âAnd what about her new masterpiece? What gothic shit was she listening to when she wrote âDaylight Incubus?â
âYou didnât like it?â
Chloe turned to stare at her friend. âUrnâhello? It
sucked,
Paul.â
âI donât think it was that bad,â Paul demurred.
âIf you mean that it wasnât any better or worse than any of the other stuff sheâs done, I agree.â
âWhy did you bother coming if youâre just going to trash her?â
He didnât say it nastilyâit wasnât a challenge. It almost sounded like a genuine question.
âBecause thatâs what we always do, Paul!â Chloe said, exasperated. âWe keep on trying to get her to drop this shit and do the stuff sheâs good at, she ignores us, we keep coming here to support her, she reads her poetry, and weâwell, commiserate.â
âSheâs my
girlfriend,
now, Chlo,â Paul said softly. Like it was supposed to shock her.
And it did.
âThat doesnât change everything. Or at least itâs not supposed to.â Chloe spun on her heels and walked away, ignoring the tea that was set in front of her.
Has everyone gone insane?
It seemed like she was just getting back into sync with Amy, and Paul suddenly went off the deep end, taking this whole girlfriend-boyfriend thing way tooseriously. He had always been a harder person to get to know than Amy, sometimes difficult to read, but these dreadful readings used to be their bonding time. He
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