to the next one. â âDear sir, we must respectfully draw your attention â â Now thatâs a nice polite way of putting it.â
âSo youâll pay that one?â
âI shanât exactly pay it,â said Henry, âbut I shall file it, ready to pay.â
Shirley laughed â
âHenry, I do adore you. But what are we really going to do ?â
âWe neednât worry tonight. Letâs go out to dinner somewhere really expensive.â
Shirley made a face at him.
âWill that help?â
âIt wonât help our financial position,â Henry admitted. âOn the contrary! But it will cheer us up.â
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Dear Laura,
Could you possibly lend us a hundred pounds? Weâre in a bit of a jam. Iâve been out of a job for two months now, as you probably know (Laura didnât know), but Iâm on the verge of landing something really good. In the meantime weâve taken to sneaking out by the service lift to avoid the duns. Really very sorry to sponge like this, but I thought Iâd better do the dirty work as Shirley mightnât like to.
Yours ever,
Henry.
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âI didnât know youâd borrowed money from Laura!â
âDidnât I tell you?â Henry turned his head lazily.
âNo, you didnât.â Shirley spoke grimly.
âAll right, darling, donât bite my head off. Did Laura tell you?â
âNo, she didnât. I saw it in the pass-book.â
âGood old Laura, she stumped up without any fuss at all.â
âHenry, why did you borrow money from her ? I wish you hadnât. Anyway, you oughtnât to have done it without telling me about it first.â
Henry grinned.
âYou wouldnât have let me do it.â
âYouâre quite right. I wouldnât.â
âThe truth is, Shirley, the position was rather desperate. I got fifty out of old Muriel. And I made sure that Iâd get at least a hundred out of Big Bertha â thatâs my godmother. Unfortunately, she turned me down flat. Feeling her surtax, I gather. Nothing but a lecture. I tried one or two other sources, no good. In the end, it boiled down to Laura.â
Shirley looked at him reflectively.
âIâve been married two years,â she thought. âI see now just what Henryâs like. Heâll never keep a job very long, and he spends money like water â¦â
She still found it delightful to be married to Henry, but she perceived that it had its disadvantages. Henry had by now had four different jobs. It never seemed difficult for him to get a job â he had a large circle of wealthy friends â but it seemed quite impossible for him to keep a job. Either he got tired of it and chucked it, or it chucked him. Also, Henry spent money like water, and never seemed to have any difficulty in getting credit. His idea of settling his affairs was by borrowing. Henry did not mind borrowing. Shirley did.
She sighed:
âDo you think Iâll ever be able to change you, Henry?â she asked.
âChange me?â said Henry, astonished. âWhy?â
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âHallo, Baldy.â
âWhy, itâs young Shirley.â Mr Baldock blinked at her from the depths of his large shabby arm-chair. âI wasnât asleep,â he added aggressively.
âOf course not,â said Shirley tactfully.
âLong time since weâve seen you down here,â said Mr Baldock. âThought youâd forgotten us.â
âI never forget you!â
âGot your husband with you?â
âNot this time.â
âI see.â He studied her. âLooking rather thin and pale, arenât you?â
âIâve been dieting.â
âYou women!â He snorted. âIn a spot of trouble?â he inquired.
Shirley flared out at him.
âCertainly not !â
âAll right, all right. I just wanted to know. Nobody ever tells me anything nowadays. And
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