“Don’t wave your finger at me, doob .”
Kirilo’s ears rang. Doob was the word for “oak,” and Russian slang for “dumb Ukrainian.” Arrogant Muscovite pig. “Hey, moscal ,” Kirilo said. “Did you just call me a doob ?”
“What?” Misha exaggerated a look of horror. “No. You must have heard me wrong. I would never call you a doob . You’re the son of my father’s slaves. My father would never hire dumb slaves.”
Kirilo burst out laughing, trying his hardest to sound genuinely entertained.
“ Andreyu ,” he said to Steen, using the familiar version of his first name. “Would you step outside for a moment and give us some privacy?”
Kirilo escorted Steen to the door and closed it behind him.
Misha grinned as Kirilo circled around him, pretending to be going to the bar for a refill of horilka . Instead, Kirilo wrapped his arm around Misha’s neck. Secured it in a choke hold.
“Fight me and I’ll snap your neck in half,” Kirilo said.
Misha froze, the grin finally off his face. Kirilo applied pressure to the carotid arteries. Misha gripped the crook of his arm with both hands but didn’t fight him.
“You’re going to pass out in twenty seconds,” Kirilo said. “And then I’m going to teach you a lesson in manners, moscal .”
“Thank you,” Misha stammered.
Kirilo eased up on the pressure and laughed. “What did you say? Did you say ‘thank you’?”
Misha struggled to form words. “Thank you…for the privacy. I knew you’d come through for me.”
Kirilo reapplied the pressure. “Come through for you? What are you talking about?” Kirilo burst with laughter. “Listen to this moscal .”
Misha tapped Kirilo’s arm with his fingertips. The tapping was so gentle, born of such confidence, that Kirilo eased up out of sheer curiosity.
“Your cousin,” Misha managed to say.
Kirilo eased up some more. “What?”
“I know your cousin in America. He goes by the name of Victor Bodnar.”
Kirilo released his grip.
Misha took a deep breath and rubbed his neck. “The courier you sent with a gift didn’t do so well.”
“You know my cousin?”
Misha sat up. All traces of the shit-eating grin were gone. “He trusts me. I’m sure I could arrange an unexpected reunion between the two of you.”
Kirilo stepped aside. Let his pulse slow and digested Misha’s revelation. “Interesting,” he said, circling to Misha’s front. “You know, you are a resourceful young man.”
“So who is this Tesla you’re looking for?” Kirilo said. “What’s his first name?”
“Damian.”
“Damian Tesla? Huh,” Kirilo said. “I knew a man by that name once, but he died.”
“He’s alive,” Misha said.
“Impossible.”
“It’s true.”
“Are you sure we’re talking about the same man?”
“This Damian was well-known in certain circles. His business associates died in an accident involving a truckload of hot asphalt.”
Kirilo was struck dumb. “I’ll be damned. The ten million dollars.”
“Exactly. I know his niece. She was recently told Damian is dying and has ten million dollars for her. I can offer you ten percent to help me find it. And a reunion with cousin Victor.”
“Twenty percent.”
“Done. We just need to be certain that Steen is telling the truth.”
“He is. If he knew something, he would have told me.”
“There’s believing, and then there’s knowing.”
Kirilo sighed. He’d known Steen for close to ten years, but $2 million would pay for Isabella’s wedding and the disco in London.
He walked to his overcoat, removed the cattle prod from its pocket, and started toward the door.
“What can you do?” he said as he fired it up. “Accidents happen.”
CHAPTER 24
V ARVARA, THE DECORATIVE black pig with golden earrings, welcomed guests to Varenichnaya No. 1 from atop its podium near the entrance. In the dining hall, old wall clocks hung beside lace curtains. They mixed with porcelain knick-knacks to give the restaurant the
Kirilo’s ears rang. Doob was the word for “oak,” and Russian slang for “dumb Ukrainian.” Arrogant Muscovite pig. “Hey, moscal ,” Kirilo said. “Did you just call me a doob ?”
“What?” Misha exaggerated a look of horror. “No. You must have heard me wrong. I would never call you a doob . You’re the son of my father’s slaves. My father would never hire dumb slaves.”
Kirilo burst out laughing, trying his hardest to sound genuinely entertained.
“ Andreyu ,” he said to Steen, using the familiar version of his first name. “Would you step outside for a moment and give us some privacy?”
Kirilo escorted Steen to the door and closed it behind him.
Misha grinned as Kirilo circled around him, pretending to be going to the bar for a refill of horilka . Instead, Kirilo wrapped his arm around Misha’s neck. Secured it in a choke hold.
“Fight me and I’ll snap your neck in half,” Kirilo said.
Misha froze, the grin finally off his face. Kirilo applied pressure to the carotid arteries. Misha gripped the crook of his arm with both hands but didn’t fight him.
“You’re going to pass out in twenty seconds,” Kirilo said. “And then I’m going to teach you a lesson in manners, moscal .”
“Thank you,” Misha stammered.
Kirilo eased up on the pressure and laughed. “What did you say? Did you say ‘thank you’?”
Misha struggled to form words. “Thank you…for the privacy. I knew you’d come through for me.”
Kirilo reapplied the pressure. “Come through for you? What are you talking about?” Kirilo burst with laughter. “Listen to this moscal .”
Misha tapped Kirilo’s arm with his fingertips. The tapping was so gentle, born of such confidence, that Kirilo eased up out of sheer curiosity.
“Your cousin,” Misha managed to say.
Kirilo eased up some more. “What?”
“I know your cousin in America. He goes by the name of Victor Bodnar.”
Kirilo released his grip.
Misha took a deep breath and rubbed his neck. “The courier you sent with a gift didn’t do so well.”
“You know my cousin?”
Misha sat up. All traces of the shit-eating grin were gone. “He trusts me. I’m sure I could arrange an unexpected reunion between the two of you.”
Kirilo stepped aside. Let his pulse slow and digested Misha’s revelation. “Interesting,” he said, circling to Misha’s front. “You know, you are a resourceful young man.”
“So who is this Tesla you’re looking for?” Kirilo said. “What’s his first name?”
“Damian.”
“Damian Tesla? Huh,” Kirilo said. “I knew a man by that name once, but he died.”
“He’s alive,” Misha said.
“Impossible.”
“It’s true.”
“Are you sure we’re talking about the same man?”
“This Damian was well-known in certain circles. His business associates died in an accident involving a truckload of hot asphalt.”
Kirilo was struck dumb. “I’ll be damned. The ten million dollars.”
“Exactly. I know his niece. She was recently told Damian is dying and has ten million dollars for her. I can offer you ten percent to help me find it. And a reunion with cousin Victor.”
“Twenty percent.”
“Done. We just need to be certain that Steen is telling the truth.”
“He is. If he knew something, he would have told me.”
“There’s believing, and then there’s knowing.”
Kirilo sighed. He’d known Steen for close to ten years, but $2 million would pay for Isabella’s wedding and the disco in London.
He walked to his overcoat, removed the cattle prod from its pocket, and started toward the door.
“What can you do?” he said as he fired it up. “Accidents happen.”
CHAPTER 24
V ARVARA, THE DECORATIVE black pig with golden earrings, welcomed guests to Varenichnaya No. 1 from atop its podium near the entrance. In the dining hall, old wall clocks hung beside lace curtains. They mixed with porcelain knick-knacks to give the restaurant the
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