The Best Australian Poems 2011
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    Across the bedrooms of the nation they are crying o my god and omigod
    and omg and g almighty Christ on earth and on a bicycle what happened
    where was I when that truck hit me and I thought among this blasphemy
    my misery must end why are you with me if not helpmeet, friend
    to guide me through the labyrinth of sin, disgrace and worse, insult
    my colleagues and employer and I have to leave for work now
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    They are speaking when they finally untie the Windsor knot that was
    their tongue and making words out of the alphabet that’s mixed up
    saying Gertrude Steinways stone me, and the crows and all the raptors
    Nevermore-wise as they hold their safety razors and attempt to shave
    the hairs of dogs that stick out like whatever who remembers,
    are those feet below me mine what face is this I have to look good
    for the funeral somebody’s, mine today
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    They’re lying sweltering in their odour hell what perished here last night
    what am I doing in this bed that keeps on moving who’s that body here
    beside me, they are saying this is rough hold on I’m falling through the universe
    again this bed is slipping into space what is that figure on the carpet,
    that’s no painting that’s my husband that’s my wife I think I’m married
    Who are you where am I now how did we meet o god not you
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    They’re making whoopee in the barrel that is going over Bridal Falls,
    Niagara, Wollomombi, Apsley Cataract, a dog a snake a wildcat
    getting friendly as they tumble into mateyness and once again with feeling
    to the top, here’s Mister Sisyphus he’s going up again
    the warrior scuttling up the heights to that lone pine
    that’s every morning in the bedrooms of Australia

Trophy Getters
Craig Sherborne
    Me and the young guys cough how women
    flirt crude just like us.
    We are the few who get them,
    that’s our boasting.
    We know they want to love us heartfully
    but have hard bargains from which we shy.
    We call one over like an interview –
    her of us as much as us of her.
    â€˜Far too homely,’ we smirk
    into our laughing-gas drinks.
    â€˜She’ll make someone a nice first wife.’
    Wife’s not the point, we jibe:
    tonight we’re trifling from behind our Marlboros.
    She is a form of money. We four would divvy her
    if we were kinked that way.
    The most neon our eyes can be,
    the most muscled our smiles,
    must lever her into decision:
    is she Brad’s tonight or mine?
    Richo’s or Hobbsy’s?
    The air blind and deaf with indoor night
    and tom-tom bourbon.
    My tactic, being older, is to offer her my seat,
    bow too politely to be genuine,
    and wish there were no laws to this,
    that I could rip and lick right now
    without remorse or evidence or bruise.

Humility
Alex Skovron
    For months Mozart has been so crucial I haven’t played him.
    The winds, filibustering the house, have heard
    the chimney crackle and the paint strain
    while the old obsessions went ignored. What was the point?
    One evening I flipped the LP of the A major (K.488)
    and the slow movement lacerated my defences
    all over again. I squinted beyond the buddleia
    on the fenceline and thought I could discern vast citadels
    circling the horizon, and it was almost a joy
    that swept its andante through the sad molecules
    of my imaginings – but just then
    a magpie alighted on the lawn, dragging a shadow
    behind it as the sky turned a molten gold and a storm
    broke from the west. The disc had ended
    (I had no recollection of having heard the rondo finale)
    and I sprang to the phone, jangling churlishly
    to tell me you were gone. Music is like that:
    it knows. It brought to mind what you had shown me
    on the Baltic coast under the lighthouse:
    twirling a miniature sailboat of souvenir amber
    between thumb and forefinger, you pointed to the tower
    and the encircling gulls and ‘Look at them,’ you said.
    â€˜They love the lighthouse. It teaches them

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