push through the doors at Anthropologie. âFor our laughter video.â While Lexi heads off to collect her check, I wander through the clothes until I find the hats. When she returns a few minutes later, Iâm trying on a brown pageboy with a fine weave of yellow and rust silk around the brim. Lexi meets my gaze in the mirror. âWhat is up with you and hats all of a sudden?â Alopecia is whatâs up. I stare at my reflection. It actually looks okay. And it comes down far enough on both sides of my head to cover the spots. âSince I have to do this laughter flash mob thing, I think itâs time for a new look.â I struggle to keep my tone casual. âIâm getting another hat.â âYou canât.â Lexi plucks the pageboy off my head and puts it back on the shelf. Iâm so stunned it takes me a few seconds to realize a chunk of spray-encrusted hair is out of place and one of my spots is showing. Quickly I cover it up. âWhat do you mean, I canât?â âYou arenât a hat person.â Lexi grabs a newsboy cap in a pale blue houndstooth and wiggles it onto her head. She twists from side to side, studying her image in the mirror. âThey donât really suit your face.â My nerves jangle. I hadnât expected resistance. At least not from Lexi. âA good salesperson could find the right hat to suit my face.â I survey the store. âIâll go talk to Tannis.â Lexi whirls around. âTannis has terrible taste. You know that.â I also know Tannis racks up the most sales of any part-timer and Lexi is trying desperately to catch up. I shrug. âYeah. Well. Iâm getting a hat. Either I pick it out or I have help. And if you wonât help me ...â I let my voice trail away. âA hat isnât enough.â She eyes my baggy jeans and beige hoodie. âYou need a do-over, Sloane. New clothes, proper makeup.â âNow you sound like Kim.â âKimâs right.â Heat hits the back of my neck. âI donât think so.â Her eyes widen. âWhoa! Donât take my head off.â She puts the cap down and picks up a white beret. I study the hats in front of me, wondering which one will do the magical trick of hiding my secret. âThen donât turn me into a statistic.â She stares at me like I just beamed in from Mars. âWhat are you talking about?â âStatistics show most women under twenty-five spendmore time worrying about makeup and clothes than watching the news.â âSo?â âI have way more depth than that.â I donât have time for makeup and clothes. I donât have time for my hair either. At least I didnât until I started losing it. Lexi tilts her head to the left, examining the fit of the beret. âThatâs just stupid.â âNo, itâs not.â I pick up a leopard print cloche and turn it from side to side. Itâs kind of out there. Especially with the bright pink ribbon. I put it back down. âWe all have one bit of weirdness.â When she doesnât answer, I lean close and whisper, âSome of us would walk around in mummy bandages all year if they could.â She giggles. But after a minute, she says, âCome on, Sloane. You said yourself youâve got the laughter flash mob to lead and everybody will be staring at you. It only makes sense to make the best of what youâve got. I donât see what the big deal is about wearing a bit of makeup.â âI wear lip gloss. I even put on mascara this morning.â At least I tried to. Itâs not my fault the stuff in the tube had hardened into a lump. âJust because I donât bathe in makeup like Kim.â âThatâs what this is about, isnât it? You donât want to turn into your stepmother.â For a second I canât speak. I finally manage to say, âNo, thatâs not what