mistake. James Bond?â
Moo appeared in front of me. âWhat are you doing, dear?â
âWatching TV.â
She walked over to the set and pressed a button, and a truck ad shouted at us. âIt works much better if you turn it on.â
Poppy let out a snort.
âBut I thoughtââ
âItâs all right.â Moo patted my hand. âSometimes I forget to turn it on, too.â
âI didnât forget! I thought since Poppy was watching . . . never mind.â Why would I think that Poppy would want to watch TV âliveâ when he could watch it dead?
Moo beckoned me into the kitchen and I followed. âIâm not sure Poppy is the best role model for you,â she said softly.
Poppy made a low growling sound.
I sneered through the pass-through at him. No kidding. He was ruining my life, at least for the short term, but more importantly, he was risking Mishaâs entire life.
âNow, that Past,â she said, drying her hands on a towel, âheâs an excellent role model.â
âA homeless guy?â I liked Past a lot, but it seemed weird to call him a role model.
âOh, heâs not homeless, dear.â
âUh, yeah, I think he is.â
âWhy do you say that?â
âFor starters, his office is a park bench. And he sleeps there, too.â
âOh, that.â She stirred a pot on the stove. âItâs summer. He likes sleeping out in the open air. He used to go camping a lot, you know.â
âHe eats at the soup kitchen.â
âNo, heâs just there a lot because he likes to volunteer his time.â
âMoo. He pushes a grocery cart around town. Doesnât any of this sound strange to you?â
âWe all need a place to put our things. I put everything in Junior. He has a lot of important things in that cart. Mike, could you hand me the parsley flakes right above you?â
I looked through the cabinet among the cans of cat foodâfor Felix? âDo you guys have . . . a cat?â
âNo, just Felix.â
I stared at Moo. Someone had to tell her. âMoo, Felix is a clock.â
âOh, not that Felix. The stray cat who comes by sometimes. I call him Felix.â She patted my hand and whispered, âDonât worry, Iâm not as bad off as Poppy.â
Thatâs when I remembered the Saint Johnâs Wort. It was worth a shot. Maybe itâd take the rust out of the artesian screw.
âHey, Moo? About Poppy. Have you tried Saint Johnâs Wort?â
Moo stopped stirring the whitish, glue-ish stuff in the pan on the stove. âWeâre not Catholic, dear.â
What? âYou donât have to be Catholic.â
She went back to stirring. âWell, itâs usually Catholics who pray to the saints . . . and sometimes the saintâs warts, too, apparently, although that does seem a little strange.â
âNo, itâs notâitâs justââ
âBut Mike, if you think itâll work, you just tell me how.â
âThis stuff is an herb that helps with your depression.â
âIâm not depressed, dear.â
âNo, I meanââI lowered my voiceââyou give it to Poppy.â
âOh! I see.â She banged the spoon on the side of the pot until the lumps fell off of it. âOkay, whereâs Junior? Weâre off to get some warts.â
âPast already gave me some. I just wasnât sure if youâd want it.â She seemed kind of sensitive about other things, like failing eyesight and being tired or old.
âWell, of course I do! Poppy needs something. Itâs not normal to sit in a chair all day like a zombie, Mike.â
Poppy made a strangled zombie noise from the other room.
I made Moo call the doctor, like Past said, and she gave Moo the okay. Moo served Poppy his âspecial recipeâ scrapple on a tray in the living room. Then she made us sit down to eat in the
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