one guy a helluva lot of trouble but whoâd be lousy playing the field. She had something of the same quality Doc had. The Patrón decided to warn Fauna again. This kid could be pure murder in a hookshop. Such was the Patrónâs reasoned opinion, and the Patrón was a professional. If youâd take a doctorâs advice about a disease, youâd surely take the Patrónâs about a hustler. Both could be wrong, of course.
The appraisals and judgments were almost instantaneous, so that by the time Suzy had opened her cigarettes, put one in her mouth, and lighted it, the judgment was complete.
âHow are you?â Joseph and Mary asked.
âOkay,â said Suzy. âFauna wants some yellow pads and a couple of pencilsâsoft pencils.â
The Patrón laid them out. âShe does a lot of writing,â he said. âSheâs used six pads in about a month.â
âSheâs doing astrology.â
âYou believe that stuff?â
âNo, but it donât do no harm.â
âI knew a guy made a good living with it,â said the Patrón.
âOh, she donât charge nothing,â said Suzy.
âI know,â said the Patrón. âI canât figure why not. Fauna ainât dumb.â
âShe sure ainât,â said Suzy.
Doc came in with two empty beer bottles. âGet a couple of cold ones back on the ice, will you?â he asked.
Suzy glanced at him, took him in, and looked away. His beard shocked her a little. She didnât stare at him the way you donât stare at a cripple.
The Patrón said, âWhy donât you put in an icebox? Then you can take a case at a time.â
âItâs easier to let you keep the ice,â said Doc.
âYou know Suzy here? Sheâs new at the Bear Flag.â
âHow do you do?â said Doc.
âHow do you do?â said Suzy. She would have said âHiâ to anyone else.
When Doc had gone the Patrón said, âThatâs a funny guy.â
âIt takes all kinds,â said Suzy.
âHe knows stuff I ainât even heard of.â The Patrón was defending Doc the way everyone did.
âKind of hoity-toity?â asked Suzy.
âHell no! Thatâs the way he always talks. He donât know no other way.â
âWell, I guess it takes all kinds,â said Suzy.
âHe gets bugs and stuff out of the ocean and sells them.â
âWho to?â
âWhy, thereâs peopleâll buy anything,â said the Patrón.
âI guess so. Why donât other people do it?â
âToo much work, and you got to know what to get.â
âSay, why does he wear that beard? I used to know a wrestler wore one.â
âI donât know why,â said the Patrón. âWhyâd the wrestler?â
âThought it made him look tough.â
âWell, maybe Doc the sameâbut no, he donât want to be tough.â The Patrón went on, âIn the Army they made a guy with a beard shave it off. Said a guy with a beard wanted to be different, and the best way to not get along in the barracks is to be different.â
âMaybe thatâs it,â said Suzy. âI donât mind a different guy if he ainât too different.â
âDames can take it,â said the Patrón. âThey donât like it but they can take it. What the hell am I doing all this talking for? I got work to do!â
Suzy asked, âYou Mexican?â
âAmerican. My old man was Mexican.â
âCan you talk that spick talk?â
âSure.â
âPolly-voo?â
âThat ainât the same kind,â said the Patrón.
âBe seeing you,â said Suzy, and she went out and let the screen door slam.
She ainât a bad kid, the Patrón thought, but Iâd sure kick her the hell out of the Bear Flag.
Doc looked out the window of Western Biological. He watched Suzy walk past
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