seeing eye and even more so down in that beautiful, selfless, caring heart of yours, but also such a determined, ambitious and bloody persistent woman who always does things and gets things done! You’ve been married, you dumped the dick and you came out of it stronger than I’ve ever known you to be. You’ve built a good life for yourself, you’ve certainly helped me become who I am, you’ve immigrated to another country for god sake—for which I still hate you by the way,” she laughs.
“You’ve even been a contestant in the Gladiators game show for shit sake! Albeit, you were unfit, crap and therefore lost!”
“ Er, yeah, I totally got beaten to shit!”
“ Er, yeah,” she mimics me, “but you went in, you gave it your all and you were fortunate enough to experience such a great opportunity! It’s a hell of an achievement! You had to lose or you’d have lost out on your immigration visa had you won and stayed. It was worth it for the fun of it; the excitement of being on TV, but it would never have been worth missing an even bigger life-altering opportunity had you stuck around to run through a gauntlet of over-sized, muscle men and women. Now quit feeling sorry for yourself, stop moping and enjoy your wonderful life. It’s not as bad as you think. Someone will come along that’s right for you. You just have to stop searching for it. Let it happen naturally; the right way at the right time for you. You’ve always believed in the right timing so get back on track love.”
“Aaaaaaaaargh! You infuriate me with how right you are. Damn you woman! But know this. You are not always right, just because you’re a mother!” I tease her, giggling. I begin to feel better about things. She’s always managed to do that. No matter how down I am, no matter how uncontrollably I’m crying, no matter how angry, she’s always brought me right back to where I should be.
“I love you loads mom my. Thank you. I gotta shoot now though. Got plenty that needs doing. Chat soon.” Yeah, I got loads of shagging to attend to!
Chapter 6
After a cool soothing dip under the waterfall for a shower, I snuggle into my fancy robe, sprawl across the bed and reach for the hotel Welcome Pack. It’s a soft squidgy gold folder clipped together with one of their silver trademark key charms. The first page is a note from the owners welcoming guests to the fortress of sexual fantasies. The second is contact details, in the very unlikely event we were unable to get in touch with our dedicated host. The third page contains details and price lists for the selection of boutiques, a massage parlour and the beauty salon. Ooh, must get my hair done. Oh my god they have hot tubs. Oh hold on, how did I miss this?! They even have two theatre rooms projecting all day 3D porn films.
It goes on to provide meal times which are served daily at 8am, midday and 7pm in the main dining area. I think I’ll pop out for dinner tonight. It might be good to meet some of the other singles . It even mentions the local off-site amenities too. Like we’d even need to leave this passion palace! I mean they have everything here, who’d WANT to go anywhere else? In fact, I want to bloody LIVE here! Then – they’ve obviously saved the best for last – descriptions of each of the experience rooms. Ooh lala mamasita...I likey very muchly!
Time had flown. A little after 5pm and I dial Natalie, as she’s my host for the day.
“Hi Ms Bentley, how can I assist?” she answers promptly.
“Hey Natalie, firstly, please call me Gemma, that whole ‘Ms’ thing is far too upper class for me,” I say laughing.
“S econdly, I’m considering having dinner in the main dining area tonight. Er, I’m just a little nervous about going on my own having sadly and unexpectedly, yet pleasingly, come here unaccompanied. I wonder
“You’ve even been a contestant in the Gladiators game show for shit sake! Albeit, you were unfit, crap and therefore lost!”
“ Er, yeah, I totally got beaten to shit!”
“ Er, yeah,” she mimics me, “but you went in, you gave it your all and you were fortunate enough to experience such a great opportunity! It’s a hell of an achievement! You had to lose or you’d have lost out on your immigration visa had you won and stayed. It was worth it for the fun of it; the excitement of being on TV, but it would never have been worth missing an even bigger life-altering opportunity had you stuck around to run through a gauntlet of over-sized, muscle men and women. Now quit feeling sorry for yourself, stop moping and enjoy your wonderful life. It’s not as bad as you think. Someone will come along that’s right for you. You just have to stop searching for it. Let it happen naturally; the right way at the right time for you. You’ve always believed in the right timing so get back on track love.”
“Aaaaaaaaargh! You infuriate me with how right you are. Damn you woman! But know this. You are not always right, just because you’re a mother!” I tease her, giggling. I begin to feel better about things. She’s always managed to do that. No matter how down I am, no matter how uncontrollably I’m crying, no matter how angry, she’s always brought me right back to where I should be.
“I love you loads mom my. Thank you. I gotta shoot now though. Got plenty that needs doing. Chat soon.” Yeah, I got loads of shagging to attend to!
Chapter 6
After a cool soothing dip under the waterfall for a shower, I snuggle into my fancy robe, sprawl across the bed and reach for the hotel Welcome Pack. It’s a soft squidgy gold folder clipped together with one of their silver trademark key charms. The first page is a note from the owners welcoming guests to the fortress of sexual fantasies. The second is contact details, in the very unlikely event we were unable to get in touch with our dedicated host. The third page contains details and price lists for the selection of boutiques, a massage parlour and the beauty salon. Ooh, must get my hair done. Oh my god they have hot tubs. Oh hold on, how did I miss this?! They even have two theatre rooms projecting all day 3D porn films.
It goes on to provide meal times which are served daily at 8am, midday and 7pm in the main dining area. I think I’ll pop out for dinner tonight. It might be good to meet some of the other singles . It even mentions the local off-site amenities too. Like we’d even need to leave this passion palace! I mean they have everything here, who’d WANT to go anywhere else? In fact, I want to bloody LIVE here! Then – they’ve obviously saved the best for last – descriptions of each of the experience rooms. Ooh lala mamasita...I likey very muchly!
Time had flown. A little after 5pm and I dial Natalie, as she’s my host for the day.
“Hi Ms Bentley, how can I assist?” she answers promptly.
“Hey Natalie, firstly, please call me Gemma, that whole ‘Ms’ thing is far too upper class for me,” I say laughing.
“S econdly, I’m considering having dinner in the main dining area tonight. Er, I’m just a little nervous about going on my own having sadly and unexpectedly, yet pleasingly, come here unaccompanied. I wonder
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