thought you threw them away,â Nick said, doing his best to avoid Godivaâs rapturous attempts to rub her sides against his legs.
âI did. But according to the schedule I found in the kitchen drawer, the garbage isnât collected until tomorrow.â Giving prancing Godiva a large berth, she disappeared around the corner of the house, no doubt to check her garbage bin.
Nick looked down at Godiva. âSit,â he commanded, pointing his index finger at the ground.
Godivaâs butt hit the cement, and she looked up at him with worshipful, excited eyes that clearly said, Donât I smell great ? Donât you love it? Isnât it the best smell in the whole wide world ? I did it just for you ! âCause I love you!
Jamie returned, her entire face scrunched into an expression that indicated the stench on the other side of the carport wasnât any better.
âTrash canâs been . . . well, trashed,â she reported. âIt looks like a clam crime scene over thereâdead bodies all over the place.â She looked down at Godiva and shook her head. âYou think you smell absolutely fabulous, donât you, baby?â
Godiva gave a single bark and pelted Nickâs jeans with her wagging tail.
Jamie raised her gaze back to Nick. âThat is one stinky dog you have there.â
He made an exaggerated gagging sound. âYeah? I hadnât noticed.â
She laughed, then planted her hands on her hips and shot Godiva a stern look. âYou realize the only thing saving you is that you are massively adorable.â
Godiva licked her chops and Nick nodded. âPeople say that to me all the time.â
She raised her gaze and treated Nick to a look that was clearly meant to incinerate him where he stood. âI was talking to Godiva.â
âI know. Doesnât change the fact that people say that to me, too.â
âIâll bet. Just so you know, Cupcake would never do something like that .â She indicated the clam crime scene area with a wrinkling of her nose and a vague wave of her hand.
âRight. Listen, we had a cat when I was growing up. He brought dead crap home all the timeâbirds, frogs, snails. He even left a dead goldfish on the porch once. God only knows where he got it. And then there were the hairballsâyuck. So donât be casting aspersions on my smelly dog like your cat wears a halo around her head.â
To prove there was no way Miss Cat Owner was going to think that a little stink (okay, a gargantuan, steal-your-breath stink) would come between him and his dog, he reached down and gave Godivaâs scruff a good rub. His eyes damn near crossed in his head from the stench, but hey, heâd proved his pointâwhatever the hell it was.
By the way her lips twitched, it was clear she knew the stench had about knocked him off his feet. âNow you both need a bath.â
What they needed was a decontamination tank. âYou realize this is your fault,â he said, straightening and folding his arms over his chest.
Her brows shot upward. âHow do you figure that?â
âYou obviously didnât close the lid to your garbage can correctly.â
âAnd you obviously didnât tie up your dog properly.â
âI didnât tie her up at allâwhich has never been a problem until nowâwhen certain people didnât close their trash cans properly.â
âWell, the dead clams wouldnât have been in there in the first place if you hadnât left them in my sink.â
Damn. She had a point.
âWhich means youâre the one whoâs going to have to destink your dog.â She sniffed twice, then shuddered. âGood luck with that.â
âWe can do itâit shouldnât take more than an hour to give her a good bath.â
The look she gave him indicated he was a few slices short of a loaf. â We? Who is this we you speak of?â
He smiled.
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