wooden banister and took the bottle, purposely resting his hand over hers. âThanks.â
She snatched her hand away as if heâd scorched her and he had to fight the urge to grin. He could almost hear her debating the advantages of telling him to move out of her way versus remaining where she was on the second tread, which allowed her to look down at him. Clearly she opted for the latter because she merely unscrewed the cap of her bottle and took a sip.
He mimicked her actions, never taking his gaze from her, although given his dark lenses, she wouldnât necessarily know that.
She took another sip, then asked, âWhatâs wrong with talking to my cat? Donât you ever talk to Godiva?â
âSure. But all she hears is blah, blah, blah, Godiva, blah, blah, blah .â
âCupcake would tell you that thatâs because cats rule and dogs drool.â
âShows what Cupcake knows. Godiva hardly ever drools.â Okay, that was a stretchâshe drooled. A lot. But he wasnât about to let some soufflé-eating cat insult his dog. Thatâs just what dogs didâdrool. âSo which meal did Cupcake choose? Personally I would have gone with the wild salmon primavera.â
âShe picked the chicken and cheddar cheese soufflé.â
Figures. âThey sure make fancy stuff for cats to eat. Bet that crap costs a fortune. Lucky for me, Godiva isnât picky.â Damn right she wasnât. Sheâd eat gym socks if he put them in her bowl. Hell, she drank from the toilet every chance she got. âSheâd scarf down that prissy cat food in a single gulp and not even know she was tasting tender turkey Tuscany. And by the wayâyou calling anyone a pest is like Cupcake accusing someone of having tuna breath.â
She narrowed her eyes. âIs that your poetic way of telling me Iâm a pest?â
âIt was rather poetic, wasnât it? And yes, it is. And at least Iâll tell you to your face, rather than saying it behind your back.â
âFirst of all, Cupcake is sporting chicken breath, not tuna. And secondly, if you want me to tell you youâre a pest to your face, fine. Youâre a pest. Happy?â
âNot really. I liked it much better when you told me I was hot.â
Another shade of red stained her cheeks. Oh, yeah, life was good. Whatever she was about to sayâand based on the look she skewered him with, it promised to be pretty scathingâwas cut off when she suddenly looked over his shoulder and her eyes widened. Oh, yeah, like he was going to fall for the old âthereâs something/someone right behind youâ trick. The second he turned around, sheâd probably shove him aside and move off the steps, taking away his great eye-level view of what appeared to be a first-class rack.
âUm, what is Godiva doing?â she asked.
âLast I checked, sleeping in her dog bed on my carport. Why?â
âIt appears she woke up. And is rolling around on the patch of weeds thatâs supposed to be my lawn. Is she okay?â
Nick turned, and sure enough, there was Godiva, right next to the decapitated flamingo, her tongue lolling, making orgasmic sounds as she writhed around like a happy pig in a mud puddle.
âCrap. The only time she does that is when she finds something really foul smelling.â He whistled sharply. Godiva stilled, then rolled to her feet. She caught sight of Nick and ran toward him like she was shot from a cannon. She greeted him in a frenzy of tail-wagging canine joy that would lead anyone to believe she hadnât seen him in a decade.
âHoly Jesus, Godiva,â Nick said, turning his head away from the horrific stench that rose from her fur in a noxious cloud of foulness. âWhat in Godâs name did you get into?â
âUgh, I know that stink,â Jamie said, covering her mouth and nose with her hand. âItâs your dead clams.â
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