Stardust by Neil Gaiman

“Look. I didn’t mean to disturb you. It’s just there’s a star fallen somewhere around here, and I have to get it back before the candle burns out.”
    “I broke my leg,” said the young lady.
    “I’m sorry, of course,” said Tristran. “But the star .”
    “I broke my leg,” she told him sadly, “when I fell.” And with that, she heaved her lump of mud at him. Glittering dust fell from her arm, as it moved.
    The clod of mud hit Tristran in the chest.
    “Go away,” she sobbed, burying her face in her arms. “Go away and leave me alone.”
    “You’re the star,” said Tristran, comprehension dawning.
    “And you’re a clodpoll,” said the girl, bitterly, “and a ninny, a numbskull, a lackwit and a coxcomb!”
    “Yes,” said Tristran. “I suppose I am at that.” And with that he unwound one end of the silver chain and slipped it around the girl’s slim wrist. He felt the loop of the chain tighten about his own.
    She stared up at him, bitterly. “What,” she asked, in a voice that was suddenly beyond outrage, beyond hate, “do you think you are doing?”
    “Taking you home with me,” said Tristran. “I made an oath.”
    And at that the candle-stub guttered, violently, the last of the wick afloat in the pool of wax. For a moment the candle flame flared high, illuminating the glen, and the girl, and the chain, unbreakable, that ran from her wrist to his.
    Then the candle went out.
    Tristran stared at the star—at the girl—and, with all his might, managed to say nothing at all.
    Can I get there by candlelight? he thought. There, and back again. But the candlelight was gone, and the village of Wall was six months’ hard travel from here.
    “I just want you to know,” said the girl, coldly, “that whoever you are, and whatever you intend with me, I shall give you no aid of any kind, nor shall I assist you, and I shall do whatever is in my power to frustrate your plans and devices.” And then she added, with feeling, “Idiot.”
    “Mm,” said Tristran. “Can you walk?”
    “No,” she said. “My leg’s broken. Are you deaf, as well as stupid?”
    “Do your kind sleep?” he asked her.
    “Of course. But not at night. At night, we shine.”
    “Well,” he said, “I’m going to try to get some sleep. I can’t think of anything else to do. It’s been a long day for me, what with everything. And maybe you should try to sleep, too. We’ve got a long way to go.”
    The sky was beginning to lighten. Tristran put his head on his leather bag in the glen and did his best to ignore the insults and imprecations that came his way from the girl in the blue dress at the end of the chain.
    He wondered what the little hairy man would do when Tristran did not return.
    He wondered what Victoria Forester was doing at the moment and decided that she was probably asleep, in her bed, in her bedroom, in her father’s farmhouse.
    He wondered whether six months was a long walk, and what they would eat on the way.
    He wondered what stars ate
    And then he was asleep.
    “Dunderhead. Bumpkin. Dolt,” said the star.
    And then she sighed and made herself as comfortable as she could under the circumstances.The pain from her leg was dull but continual. She tested the chain about her wrist, but it was tight and fast, and she could neither slip from it nor break it. “Cretinous, verminous oaf,” she muttered.
    And then she, too, slept.

Chapter Five
    In Which There is Much Fighting for the Crown

    I n the morning’s bright light the young lady seemed more human and less ethereal. She had said nothing since Tristran had woken.
    He took his knife and cut a fallen treebranch into a Y-shaped crutch while she sat beneath a sycamore tree and glared at him and glowered at him and scowled at him from her place on the ground. He peeled the bark from a green branch and wound it around the upper fork of the Y.
    They had had no breakfast yet, and Tristran was ravenous; his stomach rumbled as he worked. The star had said