the spot on the windowsill where he scratched the number with a safety pin. He seen the car swing into the driveway and a woman pile out with a little kid that looks like his. The old manâs lost some sawdust out of his head since the Kaiser surrendered; if heâs got a kid heâs older than I am or dead. Either way he probably donât visit. The old manâs smart enough to take down the number so he can put the cops on the case, but heâs fuzzy enough to forget all about it until I come along and remind him. He donât even know what day he scratched it in the sill.â
Jerrys tone was ripe with being impressed with himself. Pure dumb luck has done that to better men than he. I snuffed out my butt in the ashtray next to the telephone. âWho runs the shelter?â
âBroad named Mrs. Emory Chapin owns it, thatâs public record. She might run it or not. I could find out, but itâd cost you a lot more than two hundred. The fucking CIA should be so quiet.â
âWhatâs the address?â
He gave it to me. I didnât have a pencil or even a safety pin, so I repeated it aloud, committing it to memory. There was a pause on his end then, and I knew the story had a kicker. I waited him out.
âI got Mrs. Chapinâs address too,â he said. âAlso her phone number.â
I told him to hang on and went into the kitchen. I fetched a magnetic pad off the refrigerator and a pen and returned to the living room. âOkay, Jerry, Iâm impressed. Iâll lay twenty on OSU next time theyâre in Ann Arbor.â
âLay it on me instead. I let a vice president at Ameritech pay for a Rolex I fished out of his kidâs skivvies last year. Heâs good for an unlisted number every couple of months. You got a kid, Walker?â
âNot yet. Probably not ever.â
âGood. Theyâre a fucking Achilles heel.â He gave me the information.
I wrote it down. âIâll send you a check.â
âSend cash.â
âIt might get stolen.â
âIt wonât. I told you, I donât moonlight no more. Come back down to Godâs country anytime you canât stand the mosquitoes in Michigan.â
He hung up. I didnât hear of him again until a ministerâs wife got frisked at the outlet mall for a pair of pantyhose she didnât have on her and she sued for half a million. The mall let him go. I donât know what his credit union clerk did to him, but a couple of months later the ministerâs wife got nailed wheeling a display model gas grill out the door of a Montgomery Wardâs in Cleveland, and this time the charge stuck.
It was too late to call Mrs. Emory Chapin. I went back to bed, woke up when the alarm clock clicked just before seven, drank two cups of coffee, and sat around reading the Free Press until eight. There was a long piece about neighborhood improvements in the Mexican community on Detroitâs west side; another ethnic group heard from, adding salsa to the baklava and cannolis and kielbasa and barbecued ribs aboard the groaning local table. It made me hungry, so I got up and made French toast.
Before making the call I used the bathroom and set out a fresh pack of cigarettes and a book of matches. There was no telling how long Iâd be charming Mrs. Chapin over the telephone before my shovel rang against metal.
I got a putative female voice with a strand of barbed wire running through it. I pictured Jerryâs diesel job. She was only mildly abusive, but it was early yet and she hadnât caught her stride. She knew nothing about shelters or any party named Constance Glendowning. I asked if I happened to be addressing Mrs. Chapin. She knew nothing about anyone who went by that name. She knew nothing about pretty much everything and made it plenty clear it was my fault for assuming otherwise. Just for the novelty of it I told the truth, that the Glendowning party was in line for an
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