it.â He thumps his tee into the ground withthe head of his five-iron like heâs driving a railroad spike into concrete.
âIt was a good shot,â I say.
âItâs on the upper tier, a two-putt at best.â
âAt least itâs on the green.â
I tee up my ball and take a few practice strokes. I swing. My shot flies higher than I wanted. Itâs a towering shot that might have been all right if the wind wasnât cutting across the tops of the trees. My ball begins to drift.
âMotherfââ
âWatch your mouth,â my father warns.
Itâs hard to watch your mouth when youâre busy watching your ball sail away and plummet into a sand trap with a distant thump .
There are so many variables in golf: wind, slope of the ground, length of grass, thickness of grass, height of the landing surface relative to the hitting surface, and so on. And thatâs just the external variables. You also have to think about the internal stuff: type of grip, where the ball sits in your stance, the width of your stance, the angle of your downswing, and all sorts of other crap.
And I always seem to forget a few dozen of them.
âTeed it up too high,â my father says.
âGuess so.â
âWant your mulligan?â
âNah, I never use my do-over on a par three.â
âSuit yourself,â he says. âThatâs a deep trap. I got stuck down there once andâ¦â I let him go on with his story, but I completely tune him out.
One of the things I like about golf is that thereâs so much to concentrate on that thereâs never a lot of pressure to talk about anything beyond the game. Most of the time youâre thinking about your last shot or your next one. Between holes, you talk about your clubs, the weather, the time you hit an eagle at some tournament someplace. Whatever. But thereâs never any pressure to talk about personal stuff. At least itâs been like that for the first four holes. Now it all comes to a screeching halt.
âSo whatâs been bothering you?â my father asks.
I slide my club into my bag and take a seat behind the wheel of the golf cart. âI hit into the stupid trap.â
âNo, I mean over the past week or so. Youâve seemed real bent out of shape. Your mother and I, weâre sort of concerned.â
If I were a girl, Iâd be able to blame it on cramps and that would shut him up. What do guys get to blame things on? âIâve just been down in the dumps is all.â
âLook, Seth, I had my fair share of girlfriends. I know what youâre going through. This sort of thing will pass. You just have to buck up.â
âBuck up? Sounds like something from a cowboy movie.â
âYou know, take a deep breath. Move on. You need to find another girl and get back in the game.â
Just what I need, a string of clichés. âYou sound like Dimitri.â
âWell, maybe your friend isnât as dumb as I thought.â
Iâm glad Dimitri wasnât around to hear my father saythat. Heâd gloat about that back-handed compliment for weeks.
I stomp on the pedal. The golf cart whips forward, and I steer us down the path that runs along the right side of the hole. I hook around the sand trap to the gravel walkway behind the green. âItâs different nowadays, Dad. Dating is different.â
âHow is it different?â
âThis isnât the cheeseball seventies.â I step from the cart and pull my sand wedge from my bag.
âWhatâs that supposed to mean?â
âThis isnât the age of polyester shirts with wide lapels. This isnât the age of gold medallions and hairy chests. And this sure isnât the age of partner-swapping free love.â
I glance at my father to see if he has any sort of reaction, but he just laughs. âI was born in nineteen sixty-nine,â he says. âI wasnât a teenager until the
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