staff for two more months of service?â
âExcellent. Mr. Oliva.â
âYeah, I got nothinâ.â
The class erupted in laughter.
âNot good enough, Mr. Oliva. Find a reason.â
âOkay, what about tourism? If summer vacations end, so does the tourism industry.â
âEh. Weak, but Iâll take it. Mr. Dean, your turn.â
âYeah. What about electricity and utility bills?â
âI donât know, Mr. Dean. What about them?â Mr. Williams responded, and the entire class laughed.
âWell, all classrooms would need air-conditioning, and some are pretty old.â
âGood point. Next!â Mr. Williams moved on until each student made an argument.
âOkay, next topic. You have one minute to decide your position. Ready? Decide!â
For the topic on whether smoking be banned in all public places, I hurried over to the âStrongly Agreeâ corner. This time, the class was more evenly divided among the four choices.
Williams clicked his stopwatch. âTime! Ah, now weâve got ourselves a debate. Okay, in my two âStronglyâ cornersâI want to know if Iâve got nonsmokers in the âStrongly Disagreeâ corner and smokers in the âStrongly Agreeâ one.â He crossed one hand over the other as he pointed. âThis makes for a more compelling argument.â
A quick glance around the company in my corner told me we were all pretty much nonsmokers. Everyone was shaking their heads, pointing at each other. Except for Julie. She looked a bit sheepish. When I cocked an eyebrow at her, she shrugged. âFormer, still-recovering smoker.â
âOkay.â Mr. Williams clicked his stopwatch. âStrongly Agree, youâre up.â
We all stared at Julie, waiting for her to step up.
âUm. Yeah. I used to smoke in tenth grade. Until I got caught and was grounded. I was pretty much forced to quit. And Iâm glad I did. The problem is that smoking is not just a personal choice. It affects everyone standing close to the smoker. So people who choose to smoke are forcing me to join them because I canât exactly hold my breath while Iâm at the beach or walking into a building. And for those of us who quit, sometimes thatâs just way too tempting.â
Mr. Williams applauded. âWell said, Julie! Okay, letâs hear from the âStrongly Disagreeâ side.â
One of the airheads spoke. âI donât smoke, but I donât think itâs fair that people who do are treated like lepers or something, forced to stand behind some wall with others of their kind. Itâs a form of discrimination.â
âThatâs lame, Ashley,â some guy from the âAgreeâ corner said. âTheyâre not segregated because theyâre smoking. Theyâre segregated because the smoke was proven hazardous to those around them.â
âYeah, so for the few minutes it takes for someone to finish a cigarette, people can move if they donât want to inhale too,â Jeff added from the âStrongly Disagreeâ corner.
âHow far?â I spoke on a sudden inspiration. âThe chemicals in the smoke you guys exhale lingers long after you do. Theyâre still in the hotel rooms after you check out and in the rental cars after you return them. How far do I have to go to avoid your smoke when itâs so, so permanent?â
I grinned when I felt a hand clap my back.
âSo maybe you should just not breathe,â Jeff said, fist-bumping a guy who found the comment hilarious. âNo big loss if you, um, die.â
A morbid thought crossed my mind. If I died today, only two people in the whole world would mourn me. I couldnât even count my own grandfather. An elbow jerked me out of that misery.
Julie gave me a funny look. âIgnore him. Heâs just trying to piss you off.â I managed a tight smile and a nod.
âOkay, okay, letâs
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