one of the most famous scientists who ever lived, Einstein was also a notorious playboy who invented the condom because he loved to pork but didn’t want any STDs. E = MC squared? U = VD spared !
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ERWIN SCHRÖDINGER (quantum mechanics)
Famous for the hypothetical “Schrödinger’s cat.” Which is referring to his mistress Marta Schrödinger’s pussy!
I would date any of them! Because unfortunately I’m single again. During the writing of this chapter my hockey boyfriend Anton dumped me, saying that I was tearing him and his hockey teammates apart and the “Brotherhood of the Ice” was more important than any girl. Joke’s on him: I replaced his puck with a used diaphragm!
America has historically been good at producing physicists. Many famous physicists have come from America: Benjamin Franklin , Robert Millikan , Dr. Pepper . The soda was called “Mr. Pepper” before he got his PhD in nuclear physics. However, not everything in America’s past has been as successful. America is a very complicated place. I think this review that I found online in a blog pretty much sums it up.
AMERICA
A Review
How to begin this review? Few countries that debuted in the 1700s have been as controversial or long running (it’s into its 236th season now) as America . It may not have the staying power of perennial favorites such as China or the credibility of indie darlings like Finland , but America has proven that it can at least make some cultural impact. It’s not the best, but hey, they can’t all be Louie .
America was originally a spin-off of the long-running England . Airing from the 1776–77 season through today, America focuses on a small ensemble of white people using things in the ground to become rich or kill brown people. A sprawling dramedy, it combines all of the loose plot points of a Tyler Perry sitcom with all the fun of being white.
It has widely focused on the themes of war, freedom, sitting, Fenway Park, maps, the one true Christian god, rugs, pregnancy tits, VICE magazine, butterfaces, coal, butterdicks, “Where’s the Beef?,” Chicago, Larry Flynt, colonialism, Terri Schiavo, NBC single-camera sitcoms, toddlers, suicide pacts, Atari, penny-farthing bicycles, SpaghettiO’s (Cool Ranch flavor), tiny dolls, the TLC show Sister Wives , H1N1, television, and genocide. It has some unique perspective every once in a while, but honestly, America can be super derivative. Most of the stories have already been on The Simpsons .
A lot of episodes in America don’t really hold up. Slavery? Parachute pants? White slavery? It just feels really overdone now. Among the most memorable episodes are “The Civil War,” “Texas,” “World War” (a two-parter), and “Black President.”
Some of the story lines are also a bit of a stretch. Are they really expecting us to believe that they killed all the Indians and that all those Indians did to deserve it was invent diabetes?! And come on—that stuff in the 9/11 episode could not have happened without someone working on the inside. That makes no sense. “9/11” jumped the shark. Hard .
It’s been on so long that no one wants to comment on the OBVIOUS PLOT HOLES. Such awful continuity. Like, how could it be explained that in season 170, George H. W. Bush fathered a retarded son, but then in season 225, that son became president?! Really terrible continuity. I wouldlike to point out that I appreciate a recent callback to earlier plots. Around seasons 174–184, some of the anti-feminist and sexist story lines were put on the back burner, but it’s nice that we’ve seen a resurgence in this last season.
There’s a lot of homosexual undertones to the country. The Very Special Episode about Lewis and Clark was revised to not include the fact that they originally named Oregon after the French word for “gay-ween butt-orgy” (“ Baguette ”). Baseball, the “American Pastime,” is about using bats (“dicks”) to hit balls (“balls”) all while
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ERWIN SCHRÖDINGER (quantum mechanics)
Famous for the hypothetical “Schrödinger’s cat.” Which is referring to his mistress Marta Schrödinger’s pussy!
I would date any of them! Because unfortunately I’m single again. During the writing of this chapter my hockey boyfriend Anton dumped me, saying that I was tearing him and his hockey teammates apart and the “Brotherhood of the Ice” was more important than any girl. Joke’s on him: I replaced his puck with a used diaphragm!
America has historically been good at producing physicists. Many famous physicists have come from America: Benjamin Franklin , Robert Millikan , Dr. Pepper . The soda was called “Mr. Pepper” before he got his PhD in nuclear physics. However, not everything in America’s past has been as successful. America is a very complicated place. I think this review that I found online in a blog pretty much sums it up.
AMERICA
A Review
How to begin this review? Few countries that debuted in the 1700s have been as controversial or long running (it’s into its 236th season now) as America . It may not have the staying power of perennial favorites such as China or the credibility of indie darlings like Finland , but America has proven that it can at least make some cultural impact. It’s not the best, but hey, they can’t all be Louie .
America was originally a spin-off of the long-running England . Airing from the 1776–77 season through today, America focuses on a small ensemble of white people using things in the ground to become rich or kill brown people. A sprawling dramedy, it combines all of the loose plot points of a Tyler Perry sitcom with all the fun of being white.
It has widely focused on the themes of war, freedom, sitting, Fenway Park, maps, the one true Christian god, rugs, pregnancy tits, VICE magazine, butterfaces, coal, butterdicks, “Where’s the Beef?,” Chicago, Larry Flynt, colonialism, Terri Schiavo, NBC single-camera sitcoms, toddlers, suicide pacts, Atari, penny-farthing bicycles, SpaghettiO’s (Cool Ranch flavor), tiny dolls, the TLC show Sister Wives , H1N1, television, and genocide. It has some unique perspective every once in a while, but honestly, America can be super derivative. Most of the stories have already been on The Simpsons .
A lot of episodes in America don’t really hold up. Slavery? Parachute pants? White slavery? It just feels really overdone now. Among the most memorable episodes are “The Civil War,” “Texas,” “World War” (a two-parter), and “Black President.”
Some of the story lines are also a bit of a stretch. Are they really expecting us to believe that they killed all the Indians and that all those Indians did to deserve it was invent diabetes?! And come on—that stuff in the 9/11 episode could not have happened without someone working on the inside. That makes no sense. “9/11” jumped the shark. Hard .
It’s been on so long that no one wants to comment on the OBVIOUS PLOT HOLES. Such awful continuity. Like, how could it be explained that in season 170, George H. W. Bush fathered a retarded son, but then in season 225, that son became president?! Really terrible continuity. I wouldlike to point out that I appreciate a recent callback to earlier plots. Around seasons 174–184, some of the anti-feminist and sexist story lines were put on the back burner, but it’s nice that we’ve seen a resurgence in this last season.
There’s a lot of homosexual undertones to the country. The Very Special Episode about Lewis and Clark was revised to not include the fact that they originally named Oregon after the French word for “gay-ween butt-orgy” (“ Baguette ”). Baseball, the “American Pastime,” is about using bats (“dicks”) to hit balls (“balls”) all while
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