Satan's Story

Satan's Story by Chris Matheson

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PRAISE FOR THE STORY OF GOD
    â€œPart Kurt Vonnegut, part Douglas Adams, but let’s be honest, Matheson had me at ‘Based on the Bible.’”
    â€”Dana Gould, comedian and former writer and producer for
The Simpsons
    â€œIt isn’t easy being God, as this book makes quite clear. It’s a full-time job and any screwups can haunt you for an eternity. What
Life of Brian
did for Jesus,
The Story of God
may do for the Father … or the Son, or the Holy Ghost … It humanizes the poor guy, which, after all, is appropriate since he was created in the image of man.”
    â€”Lawrence M. Krauss, director of the Origins Project at Arizona State University and author of
The Physics of Star Trek
and A
Universe from Nothing
    â€œMatheson punctures the pretensions of organized religion with unremitting hilarity.”
    â€”Jerry Coyne, author of
Why Evolution Is True
and
Faith versus Fact: Why Science and Religion Are Incompatible
    â€œHalf the people who read this book will laugh out loud, certain Chris Matheson is a twisted comic genius; the other half will laugh silently, equally certain that Chris will spend eternity writhing in hell.”
    â€”Ed Solomon, screenwriter of
Men in Black
    â€œ
The Story of God
is an original, funny, and devastating book.”
    â€”Jay Phelan, coauthor of
Mean Genes
    â€œIf there is a God who wrote the Bible, when he reads this he’s going to wonder why his editors didn’t point out all the problems in his text before publication. Brilliant and irreverent.”
    â€”Michael Shermer, publisher of
Skeptic
magazine, monthly columnist for
Scientific American
, author of
The Moral Arc
    â€œAt times the story Matheson tells of God is not just funny, but laugh out loud funny. It’s thought provoking too. I loved it!”
    â€”John W. Loftus, author of
Why I Became an Atheist
and
The Outsider Test for Faith
    â€œGod has never been this damned funny in this pseudo-sacred, sacrilegious piece of silliness. In his debut comic novel, Chris Matheson, screenwriter for the Bill & Ted flicks, grabs a seat at the theater of the absurd for an on-the-scene report about The Story of God. With the Bible as script, Matheson perceives a ready-made fantasy plot, ripe with conflict driven by a divine protagonist…. Literalists will cry blasphemy. Thoughtful theists will find more profitable afternoon reading.”
    â€”Gary Presley,
Foreword Reviews
    â€œTo say Chris Matheson’s
The Story of God
is irreverent would be misleading: irreverent does not begin to cover it. Matheson sets out to be just about as offensive with this treatment of the god of the Bible as is humanly or divinely possible. Whether or not this book proves to be your cup of tea, you have to admire his commitment, not to mention his lack of regard for errant lightning bolts once word of his little book reaches the Almighty.”
    â€”David Nilsen,
Fourth & Sycamore
    â€œThis is the version of the bible Gutenberg should have printed. Only difference is, it’s much more fun. Hilarious. Irreverent. Timeless.”
    â€”Peter Boghossian, author of
A Manual for Creating Atheists
    â€œMatheson’s hilarious romp through the Bible reveals the book for what it is—an Iron Age myth. He also reveals the disdain this myth has for women—they are unclean, portrayed as whores, with daughters sacrificed to God while sons are spared. Why any woman believes in this today is a mystery to me.”
    â€”Karen L. Garst, PhD, editor of
Women Beyond Belief
and blogger at www.faithlessfeminist.com



Pitchstone Publishing
    Durham, North Carolina
    www.pitchstonepublishing.com
    The Story of God
© 2015 by Chris Matheson
    Satan’s Story
© 2016 by Chris Matheson
    All rights reserved
    ISBN 978-1-939578-27-3 (mobi)
    ISBN 978-1-939578-28-0 (epub)
    ISBN 978-1-939578-29-7 (epdf)
    This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are products of the

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