right-turn signal and reduced his speed, so I figured he was turning into the same lot I was pulling out of. I glanced right and checked to make sure I was clear in that direction before I accelerated. I was partway through the turn when I realized he was going faster than I thought. I tried speeding up, hoping to get out of the way, but he caught me broadside. Itâs a wonder Iâm not dead. The driverâs-side door was caved in and the center post was bent. The impact knocked my car sideways about fifteen feet. My head snapped right and then hit the window so hard it cracked the glass. Iâm still seeing a chiropractor for that.â
âAccording to the file, you declined medical attention.â
âWell, sure. Bizarre as it sounds, I felt fine at the time. Maybe I was in shock. Of course, I was upset, but I didnât have any actual medical complaints. Nothing broken or bleeding. I knew Iâd have a big old bruise on my head. The paramedics thought I should be seen in the ER, but basically, they said it was my choice. They ran me through a couple of quick tests, making sure I wasnât suffering memory loss or double visionâwhatever else theyâre concerned about when your brainâs at stake. They urged me to see my own physician if anything developed. It wasnât until the next day my neck seized up. I tell you my weekend plans were really screwed. I lay around at my momâs house all day, icing my neck and popping expired pain pills from some dental work sheâd had done a couple of years ago.â
âWhat about Gladys?â
âShe was hysterical. By the time I managed to wrench open my door, her husband was already out of the van in his wheelchair, screaming at me. She was shrieking and crying like she was on the verge of death. I thought it was a put-on myself. I walked around some, taking a look at both cars so I could get a sense of the damage, but I started shaking so hard I thought I was going to pass out. I went back to my car and sat with my head down between my knees. Thatâs when this old guy showed up and came over to see how I was doing. He was nice. He just kept patting my arm and telling me everything was fine and not to worry, it wasnât my fault, and stuff like that. I know Gladys heard him because all the sudden, she went into this big theatrical slump, moaning and doing this fake boo-hoo stuff. I could see her getting herself all worked up, like my three-year-old niece, who barfs at will if things donât go her way. The old guy went over and helped Gladys to the curb. By then, she was having fits. I donât mean that literally, of course, but I know she was faking.â
âNot according to the ER report.â
âOh, please. Iâm sure she was banged up, but sheâs milking the situation for all itâs worth. Have you talked to her?â
âNot yet. Iâll call and see if sheâll agree to it. She isnât required to.â
âNo sweat on that score. She wonât pass up the chance to tell her side of it. You should have heard her with the cop.â
âBack up a minute. Who called the police?â
âI donât know. I guess somebody must have heard the crash and dialed 9-1-1. The police and paramedics showed up about the same time. A couple of other motorists had pulled over by then and a woman came out of her house across the street. Gladys was moaning like she was in all this pain, so the paramedics started on her first, you know, doing vital signs and stuff like that, trying to calm her down. The cop came over and asked me what happened. Thatâs when I realized the old guy who helped me was gone. Next thing I knew, Gladys was being rolled into the back of the ambulance strapped to a board with her head immobilized. I shouldâve figured out right then how much trouble I was in. I felt terrible about the whole thing because I wouldnât wish pain and suffering on anyone.
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