having a lot of trouble with the second one and that must be some consolation to you.â
But Sam Grobart, potbellied and bald, with the wild eyes of a street-corner preacher, was beyond hearing.
âThe sins of the father are not reflected on the son. Not at all! And we are here, breaking pizza with the son! He shall sleep under our very roof.â
âI think I better go,â Jonathan said.
âNot without me,â David said.
The two boys stood up and made for the door.
âWe know everything about you, and weâre okay with it! Thatâs what you need to know.â Sam Grobart rushed at Jonathan and hugged him. âWe want you to stay here for as long as you like. Iâve been your motherâs therapist since before you were born and this is where Iâve arrived, at a place of complete forgivenessâa place where we all can live in harmony!â
âCalm down now dear, you canât charge anyone for this session.â Hilary Grobart pried her husband off Jonathan.
âI forgive, and I share secrets.â
âI wish you wouldnât,â Jonathan said.
âBoys, donât leave,â Sam went on. âThereâs more pizza and goodwill where this all came fromâhaveanother Coke.â
But David and Jonathan were already out the door and into the elevator.
âIâm sorry.â David looked wide-eyed at Jonathan. âI wish he hadnât â¦you know⦠done that.â
âI guess my dad took some money from your dad, huh?â Jonathan wiped at a spot on his coat that Sam Grobart had put there with his greasy hands.
âI donât entirely get what he was talking about, so who can say for sure? My dad can get pretty crazy. I think heâs starting some kind of forgiveness sessions. He already has people signing up. I hear Arnoâs parents are interested.â
âThat makes sense.â Jonathan sighed. They went out of the lobby, and stepped into the windy street. They walked west on Jane, with no particular direction in mind.
âJonathan?â
âWhat?â
âCould you not tell anyone that my dad is kind of insane?â
âOkay. But could you not tell anyone that my dad probably did something really awful with your familyâs money?â
âOkay.â David looked away. âDude?â
âYeah?â
âWho are you really taking on this sailing trip? âCause I think everyoneâwell, maybe not Patch, because we canât find him againâbut everyone else thinks theyâre going, but I know you said you could only bring one guy, soâ¦â
Jonathan sighed. âYeah, I kind of made a mess with all that.â
âAnd none of us were going to say anything, but I think you need to be honest with us, you know?â
âYou sound like your dad.â
âI know. Itâs creepy.â David shuddered.
âI canât believe Iâm going to stay at your house tonight,â Jonathan said. âDo you have a lock on your door?â
âNot really. But we can always prop a chair.â
what the hell is happening in my apartment?
After school on Thursday I banged on home for a sec to grab some clothes and check to see how much damage had been done. I was basically feeling okay right then, since David had called me out on some stuff, knew about my dad, and obviously didnât completely hate me since he still wanted to come on this vacation. And really, after how cool heâd been, I really wanted him to come, too. But I held myself back from saying it at the time because wasnât that exactly how Iâd gotten in that part of this predicament in the first place?
I went to grab a cab outside school, but then I decided that I was still thinking about this hot green corduroy blazer that Iâd seen in the window at the Ralph Lauren store at lunch. I was pretty sure that Arno was right and that he couldnât pull off that kind of bright
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