you’ve added a few more to your collection,” she said, nodding toward the curio.
Nanci followed her gaze. “Ebay.”
“Eeew! You bought used vibrators?”
“What do you think I am? Some kind of sicko perv?”
“Do I have to answer that?” Kelsie replied with a grin.
Her friend p icked up a throw pillow and tossed it at her head. “They’re new. I just took them out of their packages to display them.”
“Good. Now I feel better.”
“Speaking of feeling better, you have to check this one out.” She walked over to the curio and pulled out what looked like some sort of hi-tech torture device. “It’s called ‘The Rabbit’ and can stimulate multiple areas at once.”
“It looks painful.” Like something her ex deserved to have shoved up his ass. Then again, he’d probably have liked it. Kelsie leaned forward to grab a handful of popcorn. “So, how about that movie?”
Shaking her head, Nanci returned her new toy to its special place in the curio. “There you go again.”
“There I go again what?”
“Avoiding anything that has to do with sex.”
“What do you want me to say? ” She pointed to the ‘Rabbit’. “That I’d like one of those for Christmas?”
“That works.”
“Forget it. That thing has way too many doodads on it for me.”
Nanci closed the curio door. “One ‘doodad’ is too many for you.”
Kelsie sat back with a sigh. “Do we have to delve into my sexual hang-ups again?”
“I’m only doing it for your own good. How long has it been since you’ve gotten down and dirty with a man?”
Too long.
“It doesn’t matter.”
“Yes, it does,” her friend argued. “You don’t want to have to worry about cleaning out the cobwebs before the guy you finally decide to have sex with gets to enter the love cave.”
“Just because my ‘cave’ doesn’t have a revolving door like yours does doesn’t mean...” Kelsie sputtered in irritation. “I’m not sure what it means. Just worry about your own cave and I’ll worry about mine.”
“Okay, as long as you remember what they say about a person’s body when it comes to sex .”
“And that would be?”
“Use it or lose it,” she said as she grabbed the DVD player remote from the TV stand.
“If I wanted to be nagged this much about the lack of sex in my life I could have gone to visit my mother. Are you sure you’re really not her daughter instead?”
“I wish,” Nanci replied as she settled onto the sofa.
“At least she wouldn’t have to push you to go out and meet Mr. Right. You’re a dating machine.”
“I’m not that bad.”
She gave her friend the ‘yeah, right’ look.
“Okay, so I like to date. Speaking of which, I’m so glad you agreed to give Cole a chance.”
“I only agreed to go out with him to get my heels back.” Kelsie lifted her leg, wiggling a heel-clad foot. “As you told Cole, these are my favorite.”
“Who are you trying to kid? You know you want to go out with the guy. It just took a little convincing.”
“ Don’t you mean blackmail?”
Nanci nodded with a grin. “My kind of guy.”
“Then maybe you should go out with him.”
“Can’t. I’m going out with his friend, Joe. You remember him. He’s the one with the really big-”
“I’m not listening,” Kelsie said, slapping her hands over her ears. “I’ve had enough sex talk for one night.”
Nanci leaned over and tugged her hands away from her ears. “Big truck . You know, the one Cole rescued you with tonight. You really need to get your mind out of the gutter.”
Kelsie snorted. “My mind? I’m not the one who wishes she could date a statue because he’d be hard all the time.”
“ Hmm...maybe I should start a male statue collection.”
“I think you’d need to get a bigger place.”
“So much for that idea,” Nanci said, reaching for her wine glass. Raising her other hand, she hit play on the
Nanci followed her gaze. “Ebay.”
“Eeew! You bought used vibrators?”
“What do you think I am? Some kind of sicko perv?”
“Do I have to answer that?” Kelsie replied with a grin.
Her friend p icked up a throw pillow and tossed it at her head. “They’re new. I just took them out of their packages to display them.”
“Good. Now I feel better.”
“Speaking of feeling better, you have to check this one out.” She walked over to the curio and pulled out what looked like some sort of hi-tech torture device. “It’s called ‘The Rabbit’ and can stimulate multiple areas at once.”
“It looks painful.” Like something her ex deserved to have shoved up his ass. Then again, he’d probably have liked it. Kelsie leaned forward to grab a handful of popcorn. “So, how about that movie?”
Shaking her head, Nanci returned her new toy to its special place in the curio. “There you go again.”
“There I go again what?”
“Avoiding anything that has to do with sex.”
“What do you want me to say? ” She pointed to the ‘Rabbit’. “That I’d like one of those for Christmas?”
“That works.”
“Forget it. That thing has way too many doodads on it for me.”
Nanci closed the curio door. “One ‘doodad’ is too many for you.”
Kelsie sat back with a sigh. “Do we have to delve into my sexual hang-ups again?”
“I’m only doing it for your own good. How long has it been since you’ve gotten down and dirty with a man?”
Too long.
“It doesn’t matter.”
“Yes, it does,” her friend argued. “You don’t want to have to worry about cleaning out the cobwebs before the guy you finally decide to have sex with gets to enter the love cave.”
“Just because my ‘cave’ doesn’t have a revolving door like yours does doesn’t mean...” Kelsie sputtered in irritation. “I’m not sure what it means. Just worry about your own cave and I’ll worry about mine.”
“Okay, as long as you remember what they say about a person’s body when it comes to sex .”
“And that would be?”
“Use it or lose it,” she said as she grabbed the DVD player remote from the TV stand.
“If I wanted to be nagged this much about the lack of sex in my life I could have gone to visit my mother. Are you sure you’re really not her daughter instead?”
“I wish,” Nanci replied as she settled onto the sofa.
“At least she wouldn’t have to push you to go out and meet Mr. Right. You’re a dating machine.”
“I’m not that bad.”
She gave her friend the ‘yeah, right’ look.
“Okay, so I like to date. Speaking of which, I’m so glad you agreed to give Cole a chance.”
“I only agreed to go out with him to get my heels back.” Kelsie lifted her leg, wiggling a heel-clad foot. “As you told Cole, these are my favorite.”
“Who are you trying to kid? You know you want to go out with the guy. It just took a little convincing.”
“ Don’t you mean blackmail?”
Nanci nodded with a grin. “My kind of guy.”
“Then maybe you should go out with him.”
“Can’t. I’m going out with his friend, Joe. You remember him. He’s the one with the really big-”
“I’m not listening,” Kelsie said, slapping her hands over her ears. “I’ve had enough sex talk for one night.”
Nanci leaned over and tugged her hands away from her ears. “Big truck . You know, the one Cole rescued you with tonight. You really need to get your mind out of the gutter.”
Kelsie snorted. “My mind? I’m not the one who wishes she could date a statue because he’d be hard all the time.”
“ Hmm...maybe I should start a male statue collection.”
“I think you’d need to get a bigger place.”
“So much for that idea,” Nanci said, reaching for her wine glass. Raising her other hand, she hit play on the
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