Nanny X Returns by Madelyn Rosenberg

of art from a distance. Decide whether you think it’s modern, ye olde, impressionistic or realistic. Give it a name. When you get closer, see how much of the name you got right.
    If you guess the whole title right, it’s ten points.
    If you guess the idea of the title (like if you say
Galaxy
and the painting is really
Solar System
or you say Bronze Statue No. 5 but it’s really No. 14) you get five points.
    If you guess part of the title (like if you
Bronze Statue #3
but it’s really
Bronze Statue #12
, or if you say
Girl with Trees
but it’s really
Girl in Wind
), you get five points.
    You are only allowed to guess
Untitled
twice per gallery visit.

Nanny X’s Skating Tip No. 12:
How to Stop
    With your knees wide and over your feet, turn your toes in and squat low. Now dig hard with your edges (that’s the sides of your wheels) and squeeze your thighs. That’s a plow stop. The idea is to stop
before
you plow into somebody. Unless you happen to be in roller derby—which I am, Tuesday nights at eight.