been cut short, but itâs balanced up by the relief of escaping the witch hand, and as I walk I start to feel pretty certain that Elsie must be all right anyway, because of her dad not being in mourning or anything like that. I could probably have called time on the job as soon as I saw him, and saved myself another half hour of sitting on that wall, along with all the mad stuff that followed. But as it turns out, the little witch man has done me a favor, anyway.
Heâs knocked all thoughts of the iPad out of my head, for the first time since I told Harry Iâd get it back. And when I finally call it up again, I realize thereâs something new waiting for me there. A new thought. Not quite an idea, but the suggestion that Iâve been looking at the thing all wrong, trying to have the wrong idea. Iâve spent hour after hour wondering how to get the iPad back, forgetting that the iPad isnât really whatâs important. The iPad doesnât really matter. All that matters is getting Harry to tell Bailey he was in that fight. And the iPad is just one way to make him do that. But there must be others. Hundreds of others.
The thing is, I already had all the best ideas for getting the iPad back pretty soon after I lost it. And none of them worked. I offered Gary a double-or-quits bet, and he told me he didnât gamble.
âWhat about our bet?â I asked him.
âThat wasnât gambling,â he said. âThat was a certainty.â
So I came up with all kinds of tricks for getting it back off him at school, but none of them were any good because he doesnât bring the iPad to school. He only uses it at home. And the only option that left me was breaking into his house, which isnât really my style.
No, getting round Harry will be a breeze compared with getting that thing back. So as soon as I start recognizing where I am again, I start walking at different speeds to get the frequency of my brain waves locked into the ideal state, and then I give myself over to finding a new plan.
Nothing solid comes to me, but I know it will. Thatâs just how things are. Iâm an ideas man. Itâs only knowing what idea to have that sometimes muddles me up.
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Dadâs still out in the garden when I finally get home again. Heâs over in the corner, banging at something fragile-looking with a wooden mallet. I try to sneak in through the gate without him noticing me, but it doesnât work. Before Iâm halfway down the path, he turns round and holds the mallet up in the air, waving it about as if itâs some kind of welcoming flag. Then he uses the other hand to call me over to where he is. He looks like a demented traffic cop whoâs totally lost the plot.
âI better get in,â I tell him. âIâm feeling pretty tired.â
âTwo minutes,â he says. âI need to check something with you.â
I sigh and go a bit closer to where heâs standing. Thereâs all this broken stuff lying on the grass, the stuff heâs been hitting with the mallet. I donât have a clue what any of it is. It looks a bit like hard cottage cheese.
âCome here,â he says, and heâs not happy until Iâm standing right up against him. Then he starts with the whispering again. âNot a word to your mum about earlier,â he says. âSheâs back home now. Remember, this is between us.â
I stare down at the smashed-up cottage cheese stuff.
âI think I have to tell her,â I say. âItâs giving me hypertension thinking up lies. Itâs going to spoil my performance in the interview.â
âNonsense,â Dad says. âYouâll be fine. You can tell her when itâs over.â
I shake my head. He looks at me and I stare at his mallet. âWhatâs all that stuff youâve been breaking up?â I ask him.
âJust bits and pieces,â he says. âJust getting things off my
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